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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #450 on: May 27, 2009, 11:45:56 PM


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #451 on: May 27, 2009, 11:57:40 PM
Quote from: tricky on May 11, 2009, 02:55:08 PM
actually, to some guys, its just the idea of being forced to swallow their own cum that turns them on, but when faced with the reality of it, it's difficult for them to do it.



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 10:15:07 AM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #452 on: May 28, 2009, 10:01:16 AM
CST: I'd rather be fucking a hot Polish guy right now than at work. I have a thing for Polish guys.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 10:01:34 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #453 on: May 28, 2009, 11:35:25 AM
So you love the Poles, huh?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #454 on: May 28, 2009, 12:15:49 PM
I do.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #455 on: May 28, 2009, 10:19:56 PM
Like we didn't know tricky likes the pole. It's the rest of us she finds objectionable.

So you gotta do, Luke, is leave your cock in NJ.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #456 on: May 28, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
I'm really attached to it!  :(
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #457 on: May 29, 2009, 09:48:46 AM
i might be road tripping down to maryland soon. i'd definitely make a stop in jersey to visit your detached penis.

Supernatural: Detachable Penis
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #458 on: May 29, 2009, 05:09:49 PM
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS! I've been trying to think of the makers of this song for FOREVER!!

Now if only i could figure out:

"Let's go fuck in the dumpster! With the trash where you belong!"
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #459 on: May 29, 2009, 05:22:39 PM
You should be playing the game thread geek.... http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=22.msg21121#msg21121
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #460 on: May 30, 2009, 02:08:40 AM
Detatchable Penis is by King Missle ...

I'm 1/4 Polish ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #461 on: May 30, 2009, 03:31:04 AM
I couldn't listen to that shit for more than a minute, it was making my ears bleed.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #462 on: May 30, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
King Missle were (are??) awesome.

Jesus Was Way Cool is the finest piece of American literature from the late 20th century.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #463 on: May 30, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
CST: Round 3 with Mr Uncut happened yesterday... early morning. It was a nice, hard fucking. He took me from behind like a champ and rocked my fucking world. He pulled my hair and slapped my ass which was very, very nice. He wasn't as vocal as round 2 but he made up for it with his long strokes. I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.

Planning for round 4 is in the works..

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #464 on: May 31, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
W3rd ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #465 on: May 31, 2009, 02:41:20 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
CST: Round 3 with Mr Uncut happened yesterday... early morning. It was a nice, hard fucking. He took me from behind like a champ and rocked my fucking world. He pulled my hair and slapped my ass which was very, very nice. He wasn't as vocal as round 2 but he made up for it with his long strokes. I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.

Planning for round 4 is in the works..

the third time is usually the perfect time for good hair pulling and ass spanking. you've fucked the first few times, things are obviously kosher in that department (better than, if you have standards like us), and the third time doesn't have to be as vocal because round two together was all nasty/use-my-body-because-i-am-using-yours fucking/dirty talk experimentation and whatnot....

oh my god, fucking is awesome.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #466 on: May 31, 2009, 03:29:45 AM
Oh my god, I wouldn't know because I'm turning asexual.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #467 on: May 31, 2009, 03:54:47 AM
Welcome aboard !!
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #468 on: May 31, 2009, 04:00:29 AM
Wee! We have another recruit!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #469 on: May 31, 2009, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 31, 2009, 03:29:45 AM
Oh my god, I wouldn't know because I'm turning asexual.

I think I am too.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #470 on: May 31, 2009, 01:35:45 PM
That would make me #5, then?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #471 on: May 31, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
this club is the worst idea ever. nobody should in any way be promoting even the discussion of lacking sex lives.
get out and fuck, everyone! it's springtime! make some babies! baby batter and splooge it all over some strange chick's tits!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #472 on: May 31, 2009, 02:09:23 PM
Well that would be the issue since all the chicks I know are pretty strange...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #473 on: May 31, 2009, 02:14:19 PM
I'm not asexual, I'm just not getting fucked!

Probably because I usually end up with too much liquid courage and with my tongue loosened up talk some poor girl's ear off about depressing stuff all night.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #474 on: May 31, 2009, 02:26:56 PM
i hate when dudes do that.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #475 on: May 31, 2009, 03:21:10 PM
At least there's no false advertisement, since I either talk about depressing things or perverse things or math.  Sometimes guns or music.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #476 on: May 31, 2009, 04:16:01 PM
I have a new rule when meeting females ...
... I'll discuss it later
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #477 on: May 31, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #478 on: May 31, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 31, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

no
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #479 on: May 31, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 31, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

I would find that funny.
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