Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

actually, to some guys, its just the idea of being forced to swallow their own cum that turns them on, but when faced with the reality of it, it's difficult for them to do it.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

CST: I'd rather be fucking a hot Polish guy right now than at work. I have a thing for Polish guys.

So you love the Poles, huh?

I do.

Like we didn't know tricky likes the pole. It's the rest of us she finds objectionable.

So you gotta do, Luke, is leave your cock in NJ.

I'm really attached to it! 

i might be road tripping down to maryland soon. i'd definitely make a stop in jersey to visit your detached penis.

Supernatural: Detachable Penis

OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS! I've been trying to think of the makers of this song for FOREVER!!

Now if only i could figure out:

"Let's go fuck in the dumpster! With the trash where you belong!"

You should be playing the game thread geek.... http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=22.msg21121#msg21121

Detatchable Penis is by King Missle ...

I'm 1/4 Polish ...

I couldn't listen to that shit for more than a minute, it was making my ears bleed.

King Missle were (are??) awesome.

Jesus Was Way Cool is the finest piece of American literature from the late 20th century.

CST: Round 3 with Mr Uncut happened yesterday... early morning. It was a nice, hard fucking. He took me from behind like a champ and rocked my fucking world. He pulled my hair and slapped my ass which was very, very nice. He wasn't as vocal as round 2 but he made up for it with his long strokes. I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.

Planning for round 4 is in the works..

W3rd ...

CST: Round 3 with Mr Uncut happened yesterday... early morning. It was a nice, hard fucking. He took me from behind like a champ and rocked my fucking world. He pulled my hair and slapped my ass which was very, very nice. He wasn't as vocal as round 2 but he made up for it with his long strokes. I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.

Planning for round 4 is in the works..

the third time is usually the perfect time for good hair pulling and ass spanking. you've fucked the first few times, things are obviously kosher in that department (better than, if you have standards like us), and the third time doesn't have to be as vocal because round two together was all nasty/use-my-body-because-i-am-using-yours fucking/dirty talk experimentation and whatnot....

oh my god, fucking is awesome.

Oh my god, I wouldn't know because I'm turning asexual.

Welcome aboard !!

Wee! We have another recruit!

Oh my god, I wouldn't know because I'm turning asexual.

I think I am too.

That would make me #5, then?

this club is the worst idea ever. nobody should in any way be promoting even the discussion of lacking sex lives.
get out and fuck, everyone! it's springtime! make some babies! baby batter and splooge it all over some strange chick's tits!

Well that would be the issue since all the chicks I know are pretty strange...

I'm not asexual, I'm just not getting fucked!

Probably because I usually end up with too much liquid courage and with my tongue loosened up talk some poor girl's ear off about depressing stuff all night.

i hate when dudes do that.

At least there's no false advertisement, since I either talk about depressing things or perverse things or math.  Sometimes guns or music.

I have a new rule when meeting females ...
... I'll discuss it later

I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

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I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

I would find that funny.