Yeah ...
It's a rare find, I tell ya ...

My regular is a once a week thing.. it's ok but there's just not enough time with him to do all the freaky shit I'd like to do. *sigh*

There's that too ...

Fly Dylan down to see you.  I bet he would totally chicken out though.

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  I'm still not sure.

Eh. Bang her brains loose and toss her out. No cons there.

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  she has some kind of agenda.  I'm still not sure what it is yet, but I'm sure she'll make it apparent soon enough.

That's the only way this happens.

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  she has some kind of agenda.  I'm still not sure what it is yet, but I'm sure she'll make it apparent soon enough.

That's the only way this happens.

gaddammit, you stop putting my advice to you to good use

I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

Hahahahaha!

Krsna, stop accidently sucking dick.

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

I told you to stop worrying about your fucking weight. When you need to call Zoomie to help remove a wall in your house to get out then you should worry.

Haha, damn! I guess I can keep letting myself go.  Lemme roll on over you, Joy.

I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

Hahahahaha!

Karma.

Dude, I pissed reading that again ...

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  I'm still not sure.

I would have sex with your ex.  I have sex with my exes all the time, because it doesn't count.

Haha, damn! I guess I can keep letting myself go.  Lemme roll on over you, Joy.

Hahaha! I'm not into asphyxiophilia.. you better let me ride instead.

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  I'm still not sure.

I would have sex with your ex.  I have sex with my exes all the time, because it doesn't count.

agree

CST-  Remember when some of us were looking on craigslist for a chick for Kyle, well I emailed this guy who I thought was cute... months ago!  I have already flaked on a couple of pre-set up dates and he is still emailing me asking me when we can hang out!  I always tell him to come to this bar I frequent named Shangrila on the days that I am there and he never comes.  I don't think I want to see him because if he doesn't want to hang out with me when I am with my friends then, in my eyes, he is a serial killer.  It's getting super annoying!

CST-  Remember when some of us were looking on craigslist for a chick for Kyle, well I emailed this guy who I thought was cute... months ago!  I have already flaked on a couple of pre-set up dates and he is still emailing me asking me when we can hang out!  I always tell him to come to this bar I frequent named Shangrila on the days that I am there and he never comes.  I don't think I want to see him because if he doesn't want to hang out with me when I am with my friends then, in my eyes, he is a serial killer.  It's getting super annoying!

agree - he'll cut your tits off and sell them online

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

Hahahahaha!

Karma.

Karma for what? For having the audacity to not be gay and also have an opinion that you're gay if you have gay sex?

I don't get it.

Thtop it, thilly!

Ha ha! That post will have me smiling all day.

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  I'm still not sure.

I would have sex with your ex.  I have sex with my exes all the time, because it doesn't count.

agree

CST-  Remember when some of us were looking on craigslist for a chick for Kyle, well I emailed this guy who I thought was cute... months ago!  I have already flaked on a couple of pre-set up dates and he is still emailing me asking me when we can hang out!  I always tell him to come to this bar I frequent named Shangrila on the days that I am there and he never comes.  I don't think I want to see him because if he doesn't want to hang out with me when I am with my friends then, in my eyes, he is a serial killer.  It's getting super annoying!

No, a lot of guys KNOW that the WORST place to meet a chick (for the first time, especially) is AROUND HER FRIENDS ....
It's not bad enough most men feel their being pressured by the girl and HER initial judgement of him; now there's (x-amount) of dumb, clucking bitches doing it, and also doing it FOR/WITH her ...

Even I know that's a bad situation ...
... and I won't do it; you aren't hot enough for me to compete with and/or your friends (as well); it also shows how insecure and shallow you are

Why don't you invite yourself out to his league bowling/beerfest nights instead ...

I disagree, meeting all of her friends is a terrific opportunity to be outgoing and charming. A little confidence goes a long way in that situation.

Not for a FIRST date, man ...
After that, great ...

I mean, I've done it and pulled it off quite well, but must can't ...

Must can't have cheeseburger?

I'm big on being friendly with her friends as well. Plus you get to look like a real pimp when you show up someplace with 5 hot chicks, all dolled up and ready to party.

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

Close. "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

My favorite movie.

Oh, I wouldn't chicken out.  I'd totally have to lose some weight first though.  Fatties on treadmills!

CST: My ex contacted me and she wants to ride my cock again and told me she will be pretty much be up for the dirtiest, nastiest sex evar.  I'm really trying to weigh the pros and cons in this, it really seems to point to mostly pros.  I'm still not sure.

I would have sex with your ex.  I have sex with my exes all the time, because it doesn't count.

agree

CST-  Remember when some of us were looking on craigslist for a chick for Kyle, well I emailed this guy who I thought was cute... months ago!  I have already flaked on a couple of pre-set up dates and he is still emailing me asking me when we can hang out!  I always tell him to come to this bar I frequent named Shangrila on the days that I am there and he never comes.  I don't think I want to see him because if he doesn't want to hang out with me when I am with my friends then, in my eyes, he is a serial killer.  It's getting super annoying!

No, a lot of guys KNOW that the WORST place to meet a chick (for the first time, especially) is AROUND HER FRIENDS ....
It's not bad enough most men feel their being pressured by the girl and HER initial judgement of him; now there's (x-amount) of dumb, clucking bitches doing it, and also doing it FOR/WITH her ...

Even I know that's a bad situation ...
... and I won't do it; you aren't hot enough for me to compete with and/or your friends (as well); it also shows how insecure and shallow you are

Why don't you invite yourself out to his league bowling/beerfest nights instead ...

Amen to that

I think I'd actually prefer going to bowling beer night than have him meet my friends.  I get along better with guys than I do girls, so it's genius.