CST:

Can be seen properly here

Slow down and use some lube.

That makes it A LOT less fun, though.

Blood is pretty good lube.

Kyle's getting a sex change?

"Man-Horse = No"
hahahaha ....

Depressed. 

CST-  Aw did your girlfriend give you more things to be "sore" about?








Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Going out again tomorrow night. Such torture. Not the going out with her part, but the fact I can't have sex. If she hangs around for however long it takes for these nodules to go away, I must be worth something other than just my fuckstick.

Yeah. You're her boyfriend, the one with his own condo, his own car and a good job in the legal profession. What kind of moron would walk away from that no matter how many diseases you got or how bad the sex is?

I'll bet she can never wear heels around him, b/c then she'll be taller than him.

This is why I'm attracted to guys who are 5'9"+

WIN!

i like heels. my boyfriends' heights have ranged from 5'7" to 6'2", the current scrapes 6'. i can wear my tallest heels and he's still taller than me, the sexy bastard.

I don't like being taller than the guy I am with, it's not sexy.  Speaking of CST... I need to get bent over this weekend.

Actually, I'll have you fuckers know, she IS taller than me by an inch. I have no problem with it, and I guess she doesn't either.

that's a huge bitch.

I <3 hawt amazons

I <3 hawt amazons

Here you go.

Actually, I'll have you fuckers know, she IS taller than me by an inch. I have no problem with it, and I guess she doesn't either.

Ew

underclass, stop posting pictures of me!!!!!

Tallest Ive ever dated was 6'5"/6'6". Shortest was 5'4" on a good day, I think. Current is 6'2".

Im scheduled to get laid next weekend. Going up to the cabin with my dick. He turns 40. I cant wait.

Can you pencil in a BJ on Sunday?

It's just not a weekend without a DP, DV, or DA... Or maybe just DADODVDF? And then, call it a weekend.

DVDA!!!!

DVDA does take only half the number of guys than DADODVDF. So, it may be easier to pull off.

I always think of this song when someone says DVDA:
Orgazmo Theme Song-Now You're A Man

My current lover asked me if I would watch porn with him.  Ugh.  I said no and that I think it is lame.  Why would a guy want to watch porn with his girlfriend? Stupid

Watching porn with your SO is awesome.  Hawt fo sho.  I've always enjoyed it and thankfully have always been with chicks that liked porn also.  I have a feeling that Tricky will agree with my stance.

My point is that it takes away from the situation.  I would rather have sex over watching porn.  I have only watched porn with one other guy I have dated and we would watch it for about two minutes before we both thought it was stupid and a waste of time.  I think that I turn myself on easy enough, I don't need porn to do it.

All women should watch porn with their partners because they need to be shown that there's actually a second clitoris in the back of the throat, you just have to work it until you get it right.

Also splooging on your face and in your hair is perfectly normal, perfectly healthy and ALL women do it.

So it's completely educational.

I read that 16% of teenage boys think that the money shot is a normal part of any sexual relation.