Watching a bunch of fools with weird surgical decisions faking orgasms in unimaginative situations never exactly appealed to me as much as the rough sex in the bath tub we could otherwise be having.

Yes, young people are completely unaware of the world around them. This is why when they stand in the open doorway of a store and you say "Excuse me" so you can exit, they turn and stare at you until you punch them in the face.

Yeah, I had a good day.

Reminds of that great timeless saying, "Have blunt object, will exit through doorway."

Wow ...
Just ...

Wow ...


On a related note, I met a girl who was 7'5" and she was SMOKING HOT ...

Ever since we boys were young, we've ALWAYS liked to climb trees!

I was dating a girl who surprised me with porn once, but it was that Andrew Blake ladies-only domination stuff.

She also once had me read stories about ladies-only bdsm while she laid in the tub and played with herself.

I consider the time spent with her my "high society" sex life.

CST: Last night my girl had her head on my lap and for the first time wasn't slobbing my knob.

my girl

Coincidence? I think not...

I had forgotten Dan Aykroyd existed.... thanks man.

I like Dan Aykroyd. Blues Brothers is still one of my alltime faves.

My friend and I did The Blue's Brother's "Soul Man" last night ...
I was Dan Akroyd (Elwood) ...

Backflips and shit?

Raw Hide!

Why would a guy want to watch porn with his girlfriend? Stupid

I'm not sure about this either.

However, I will say that I was once in bed w/ girlfriend, flipping channels after coitus, and one of the channels had some mid-core stuff.

She asked if we could watch it a while.  Then, more coitus.

ALSO:  SCIENCE IS TOTALLY FUCKING SEXY.

Raw Hide!

Raw Hind!

Dead Kennedy's Rawhide

I thought of Kyle with his girlfriend, and this popped into my head.

Nobawdee likes floppy bacon, Gilberrrt!

i like sort of wiggly  bacon ~

not crispy, but not raw ~

just "bendable"

I'm actually a fan of fairly floppy bacon.  Just a bit of crispiness is perfect.  Over cooking it completely ruins it IMO.

Fuck that! Crispy bacon is the way to go. Not burnt bacon, it should still bend a little bit before snapping, but I like it so there's no rubbery fat.

I feel the same way about pork chops.

maybe it's just the whole vegan thing, but bacon talk doesn't turn me on.

cst: i got spanked, bitten, and fucked nice and hard last night. now it's time for my pre-work shower where i masturbate thinking about last night.

never stop posting here

Yeah, we appreciate all you have done for the gun.

I wonder if I should be masturbating with a condom on my dick or a glove on my hand so my bumps don't spread.

Also, ... oh nevermind.

Bwa ha!

hahahehahaha, snort, hahaheheha

lolz

Use textured grip gloves.

Or vampire gloves

Keep a rapex in your hand.