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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2160 on: December 24, 2009, 02:07:10 PM
We KNOW you have a camera.  USE IT RIGHT NOW.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2161 on: December 24, 2009, 04:19:51 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 24, 2009, 01:40:07 PM
Dear diary,

Why am I so lucky?  The hottest guy is naked in my bed feeling my tits.

Yay

Love,

Sasha

No, I was with a different girl last night; sorry for the confusion ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2162 on: December 24, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
I could take pictures of him and I but I wouldn't want to make your face melt due to the hotness of them.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2163 on: December 26, 2009, 05:35:45 PM
I'm not overly concerned of face-melting ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2164 on: December 27, 2009, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Diceman
I shot so much cum in her mouth that it looked like her teeth were melting... I fucked her so hard there was nothing left. The only way they could tell it was me was the FBI forensics guy found her asshole print on the head of my cock...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2165 on: December 27, 2009, 09:33:29 AM
He's still got it.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2166 on: December 27, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
I've been listening to "The History Of Howard Stern - Pt 3" and he's hilarious in it ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2167 on: December 27, 2009, 08:55:42 PM
Hey Dave? Fuck you.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2168 on: December 27, 2009, 09:04:20 PM
Hey, Aaron?
Gladly!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2169 on: December 27, 2009, 09:14:10 PM
Cutting out Sirius is my only regret of 2009.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2170 on: December 27, 2009, 09:17:56 PM
I got offered $200 off lifetime so I took it ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2171 on: December 27, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
Yes well I think I've burned the bridge with them. They wanted 90 bucks disconnection charge, only charged 25 for connection. I told them to cram it up Jeremy Coleman's asshole. Haven't heard from them since.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2172 on: December 27, 2009, 09:52:34 PM
Ok, so it'd cost you a few hundred more ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2173 on: December 27, 2009, 11:00:32 PM
Maybe I'll get it for the weather reports on the Pearson.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2174 on: December 28, 2009, 12:52:31 AM
Less dork talk, more sex talk.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2175 on: December 28, 2009, 01:11:31 AM
Oddly enough, I agree ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2176 on: December 28, 2009, 01:11:57 AM
Why oddly enough?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2177 on: December 28, 2009, 01:13:51 AM
Good question ...
Either way, I agree ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2178 on: December 28, 2009, 01:15:22 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhh
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2179 on: December 28, 2009, 01:27:11 AM
iiiiiiiiiiiiii
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2180 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:54 AM
He agrees because you have a vagina and he has an obsession.

Simple mathematical politics.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2181 on: December 28, 2009, 01:30:16 AM
I do?

Ok, sure; go with that ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2182 on: December 28, 2009, 04:46:02 PM
Quote from: tricky on December 28, 2009, 01:11:57 AM
Why oddly enough?

It's just one of those things he says. Thrash posts in a sort of mad-lib style. I'm not entirely convinced he's not just a bot of some sort, actually.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2183 on: December 28, 2009, 04:52:48 PM
He is a bot who lives in Jacksonville and his Guinness Avoidance detector was in dire need of calibration or removal last I was there...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2184 on: December 28, 2009, 06:00:40 PM
I have 2 cases of Guinness here at the office, TYVM!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2185 on: December 29, 2009, 11:17:48 AM
CST: I have a sexy visitor in town and instead of being at home getting my brains fucked out, I'm at work, surfing the internet. No one else is in the office. This is lame.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2186 on: December 29, 2009, 01:21:31 PM
Invite him to the office and get your brains fucked out ...

Meanwhile, CST: I got a date tonight and another for NYE; both with HOT chicks ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2187 on: December 29, 2009, 01:49:53 PM
I'll bet!

I'll bet KYLE'S chick is hotter than yours.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2188 on: December 29, 2009, 01:51:00 PM
I'm with Dave on this one.  Hit it up in the office.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2189 on: December 29, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on December 29, 2009, 01:49:53 PM
I'll bet!

I'll bet KYLE'S chick is hotter than yours.

Only if she were actually on fire ...
Besides, he only has ONE ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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