We KNOW you have a camera.  USE IT RIGHT NOW.

Dear diary,

Why am I so lucky?  The hottest guy is naked in my bed feeling my tits.

Yay

Love,

Sasha

No, I was with a different girl last night; sorry for the confusion ...

I could take pictures of him and I but I wouldn't want to make your face melt due to the hotness of them.

I'm not overly concerned of face-melting ...

I shot so much cum in her mouth that it looked like her teeth were melting... I fucked her so hard there was nothing left. The only way they could tell it was me was the FBI forensics guy found her asshole print on the head of my cock...

He's still got it.

I've been listening to "The History Of Howard Stern - Pt 3" and he's hilarious in it ...

Hey Dave? Fuck you.

Hey, Aaron?
Gladly!

Cutting out Sirius is my only regret of 2009.

I got offered $200 off lifetime so I took it ...

Yes well I think I've burned the bridge with them. They wanted 90 bucks disconnection charge, only charged 25 for connection. I told them to cram it up Jeremy Coleman's asshole. Haven't heard from them since.

Ok, so it'd cost you a few hundred more ...

Maybe I'll get it for the weather reports on the Pearson.

Less dork talk, more sex talk.

Oddly enough, I agree ....

Why oddly enough?

Good question ...
Either way, I agree ...

hhhhhhhhhhhh

iiiiiiiiiiiiii

He agrees because you have a vagina and he has an obsession.

Simple mathematical politics.

I do?

Ok, sure; go with that ...

Why oddly enough?

It's just one of those things he says. Thrash posts in a sort of mad-lib style. I'm not entirely convinced he's not just a bot of some sort, actually.

He is a bot who lives in Jacksonville and his Guinness Avoidance detector was in dire need of calibration or removal last I was there...

I have 2 cases of Guinness here at the office, TYVM!

CST: I have a sexy visitor in town and instead of being at home getting my brains fucked out, I'm at work, surfing the internet. No one else is in the office. This is lame.

Invite him to the office and get your brains fucked out ...

Meanwhile, CST: I got a date tonight and another for NYE; both with HOT chicks ...

I'll bet!

I'll bet KYLE'S chick is hotter than yours.

I'm with Dave on this one.  Hit it up in the office.

I'll bet!

I'll bet KYLE'S chick is hotter than yours.

Only if she were actually on fire ...
Besides, he only has ONE ...