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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


How long...(Read 15062 times)
Re: How long... Reply #30 on: May 05, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
I'm going on 6 months here. Woohoo!

Oh wait, actually going on 5 months. I'm sure it'll be 6 months a month from now, though.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 09:07:33 PM by tricky »
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Re: How long... Reply #31 on: May 05, 2009, 09:08:11 PM
Get a hobby.

I did.
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Re: How long... Reply #32 on: May 05, 2009, 09:08:36 PM
Drinking?
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Re: How long... Reply #33 on: May 05, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
I need a fucking hobby. Craigslist cannot become my hobby. I will not let it destroy my life.

Tricky, where are the shirt designs?



Re: How long... Reply #34 on: May 05, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
Well, honestly, my laptop is a POS and doing anything on it is such a fucking pain in the ass. Opening up Adobe Illustrator takes about 10 minutes alone. Ugh.
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Re: How long... Reply #35 on: May 05, 2009, 10:52:34 PM
Craigslist cannot become my hobby. I will not let it destroy my life.
It's just a website.  Websites don't have power over anyone, or anything.
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself!  While you're still in the pink.
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Re: How long... Reply #36 on: May 05, 2009, 10:53:15 PM
Well, honestly, my laptop is a POS and doing anything on it is such a fucking pain in the ass. Opening up Adobe Illustrator takes about 10 minutes alone. Ugh.
We can fix that!
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Re: How long... Reply #37 on: May 05, 2009, 10:55:45 PM
I think I'm just going to get a new computer sooner or later. But it's only like another month so... I suppose I can wait. Actually I want to buy a desktop with a nice big moniter.

(to tie back to the thread) I have lots of time to spend on my computer what with all this not getting laid stuff!
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Re: How long... Reply #38 on: May 06, 2009, 12:58:05 AM
I'm going on 6 months here. Woohoo!

Oh wait, actually going on 5 months.

The last time I designed any clothing was probably 4-5 months ago.

coincidence?

also:
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Re: How long... Reply #39 on: May 06, 2009, 12:59:12 AM
I've been desinging off and on for the last 2 months. No sexin.
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Re: How long... Reply #40 on: May 07, 2009, 02:24:04 AM
Maybe you're one of those people who become a genius without sex.



Re: How long... Reply #41 on: May 07, 2009, 02:54:06 AM
Trix, PM me your email address and I'll send you a free registry cleaner.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How long... Reply #42 on: May 07, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
free registry cleaner?
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Re: How long... Reply #43 on: May 07, 2009, 10:16:32 AM
let me handle this:
nick, wtf mate?
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Re: How long... Reply #44 on: May 07, 2009, 10:43:07 AM
Oh yeah, my laptop is so fucked that it seems it won't even back up files on my external hard drive that i just bought! it appears that its running the program and that files are going onto it, but when i checked the extrenal hard drive folder, none of my files were on there. FML

i think i'm going to give up on using the laptop.
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Re: How long... Reply #45 on: May 07, 2009, 10:51:18 AM
PM me your email address.... or lucas. It's pretty easy to clean up a PC. Or, copy whatever you want to keep onto a CD and wipe it clean
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How long... Reply #46 on: May 07, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
yeah Luke said he'd help me. I don't know how possible that is though. I can't even back up my fucking files or open up certain programs normally. Ugh.
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Re: How long... Reply #47 on: May 07, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
WE CAN DO THIS.

I promise.

I have tricks that I've not even tried to use, because you're getting so antsy/frustrated.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: How long... Reply #48 on: May 07, 2009, 01:29:01 PM
I am! I maen, I kinda feel like I shouldn't bother to do anything with my computer until your visit.
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Re: How long... Reply #49 on: May 07, 2009, 01:34:32 PM
WE CAN DO THIS.

I promise.

I have tricks that I've not even tried to use, because you're getting so antsy/frustrated.

Are you guys still talking about fixing PCs?
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Re: How long... Reply #50 on: May 07, 2009, 01:35:22 PM
I just lol'ed
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Re: How long... Reply #51 on: May 07, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
I am! I maen, I kinda feel like I shouldn't bother to do anything with my computer vagina until your visit.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: How long... Reply #52 on: May 07, 2009, 01:36:35 PM



Re: How long... Reply #53 on: May 07, 2009, 01:37:36 PM
Are you suggesting that Lucas give tricky the shocker?

They would make such a cute couple.
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Re: How long... Reply #54 on: May 07, 2009, 01:38:18 PM
I completely agree. Ill even supply the lube - that's how bad I want this to happen



Re: How long... Reply #55 on: May 07, 2009, 01:39:43 PM
Someone please rock the shocker on my laptop.

Peaches - Rock the Shocker
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Re: How long... Reply #56 on: May 07, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
Are you guys still talking about fixing PCs?
Look, I'll try to fix whatever she puts in front of me to fix.
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Re: How long... Reply #57 on: May 07, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
LOL

Well, my closet door does need to be fixed.
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Re: How long... Reply #58 on: May 07, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
Oh snap! The gauntlet has been thrown down!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: How long... Reply #59 on: May 07, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
Well, my closet door does need to be fixed.
Is that a euphemism?

If not, we can work on that!
But Zoomie will get upset.
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