this forum is not even close to active enough. you people need to start having better sex (or some sex, at the very least).

last night i showed up at my boyfriend's house, find him in his bedroom waiting for me with a few long, thick, satin gift box-style ribbons strewn about this oversized ottomon. he told me to undress down to my bra and panties, and had me get down on my elbows and knees on the ottomon. with the ribbons, he tied my wrists together out in front of my elbows, and then crossed my ankles and tied them as well. the ottomon was pushed close to the bed, and he sat behind me on the bed, fingering my pussy til it was nice and wet, then touched my pretty pink vibrator on and around my clit until i was begging him to fuck me. kneeling behind me on the cushion he started to fuck me, long and hard, with his huge beautiful cock, until i was whimpering and moaning each time he slid all the way deep inside me. he started fucking me a little harder, and spanked my ass sharply a few delicious times, telling me to keep fucking his cock like a good girl if i wanted him to spank me more. after a while things got hotter and faster, with him grabbing onto my hips and ass like he couldn't get enough, and finally he pulled out of me and flipped me over to cum all over my chest and belly.


and he did not lick it off afterwards. he cleaned me up with some tissues, like a gentleman.

Your bf is the dominant one in that scenario, so of course he wouldn't lick it off you.

The reason why sex forum isn't active= only 50% of us are actually getting laid on a regular basis, and 90% of that group doesn't talk about their sex lives.

I'll start a thread about my week in a few ...

...after I come to visit

we've been married for almost eight years now and we've got two kids. we still manage to fuck at least twice a week. sometimes a lot more than that. heck, yesterday we did it twice. woo!

it's good. it's pleasant and comfortable (while still being dirty and exciting) and never awkward like i remember it sometimes being with other partners. i like fucking someone i am in love with but i can honestly say i have never made love to anyone.

hmm.

we've been married for almost eight years now and we've got two kids. we still manage to fuck at least twice a week. sometimes a lot more than that. heck, yesterday we did it twice. woo!

it's good. it's pleasant and comfortable (while still being dirty and exciting) and never awkward like i remember it sometimes being with other partners. i like fucking someone i am in love with but i can honestly say i have never made love to anyone.

hmm.

Isn't making love just what they call fucking in softcore porn anyway?

i don't know. i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.

i am too impatient.

i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.

that sounds really creepy.

HAHAHAHA. then i "made love" once. with you know who, on the valentines day after we broke up.

ugh.

well that sounds awkward.

i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.

that sounds really creepy.

It's how you fuck a woman after you've gutted her and realize  it's the last time you'll have sex...















while she's warm.

It's how you fuck a woman after you've gutted her and realize  it's the last time you'll have sex...

while she's warm.

see, THIS is what i think sex with balor would be like.

wow hip, the bar just got raised so high seagulls nest there now

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=618.msg29387#msg29387

I get laid all the time and I just don't want to tell you people about it, because the next thing I know you would all be stealing my material.

la few long, thick, satin gift box-style ribbons strewn about this oversized ottomon

#101.3 Vampire Weekend Ottoman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

Lothar...wtf did you make me watch and why couldn't I look away?!???!?!!!?!

I saw that video a long time ago ... it is so sad.

It's relevant because they are humping an ottoman.

HAHAHAHA. then i "made love" once. with you know who, on the valentines day after we broke up.

ugh.

Bagman?

only 50% of us are actually getting laid on a regular basis, and 90% of that group doesn't talk about their sex lives.

Yep!

Pfft, like anyone here wants to ready about my sex life.

Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.

tell us, moshie. come on. maybe it's because i don't regularly cavort with you people or something (you know, outside the internet world), but who the fuck cares. sex is sex. this is a sex forum. indulge in a little literotica. i do. i turn myself on with my shenanigans. if i turn someone else on in the process.....well, actually, thinking now about bagman jerking it to my posts is totally disgusting.

hmm. can we ban him so this doesn't happen anymore?

We've a no ban policy... known spam sources excepted.

Even when the new guys showed, and although I threatened it, no one was banned.

of course i wasn't being serious.

bagman'll ban himself... he'll get pissed off at something, and leave.

then he'll come back. its like the migratory habits of a swallow.

I started to type about something my wife and i got up to, but it's too weird because 3/4 of this goddam place will be saying "nice to meet you" to her in November.

I'd talk about my sex life but I haven't touched a woman this year.

gosh, how can that be?

I'd talk about my sex life but I haven't touched a woman this year.

Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about the rest of your sex life.