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Dear Thrash(Read 22871 times)
Re: Dear Thrash Reply #30 on: May 18, 2009, 10:13:06 PM
Internet explorer?
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #31 on: May 18, 2009, 11:48:24 PM
Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #32 on: May 18, 2009, 11:48:59 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #33 on: May 19, 2009, 03:18:31 AM
Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??

I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister.  Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #34 on: May 19, 2009, 08:47:05 AM
I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister.  Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.
True.  False.

I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #35 on: May 19, 2009, 09:26:23 AM
Oh krsna! YOu're so right! Now I remember. Just like my other defense was for joe to hold me down while you slapped my ass over and over, then climbed up me to make out. Totally worked, too!

Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.

You are so crazy.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #36 on: May 19, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.


You lucky bastard. Wait... I didn't think you were gay???



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #37 on: May 19, 2009, 06:24:05 PM
Ok, seriously; I've been trying to get with her for years now ...
I've given open invitations, and now that I have my own house, we'll see what she does ...

Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...

Now,
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #38 on: May 19, 2009, 06:32:58 PM
"Trying to get with someone" ain't the same thing as inviting them to trek halfway across the country if they so desire.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #39 on: May 19, 2009, 06:35:45 PM
Trekking halfway across your country would be like, what, a 5 minute walk?
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #40 on: May 19, 2009, 06:36:34 PM
20 minute drive.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #41 on: May 19, 2009, 06:39:53 PM
That's how long it takes me to get to the next town of notable size.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #42 on: May 19, 2009, 11:45:40 PM

Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...


No, not yet but you will be...




Re: Dear Thrash Reply #43 on: May 19, 2009, 11:47:02 PM
For the love of fuck. Go to orbitz and buy some goddamn tickets to visit Thrash next weekend.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #44 on: May 20, 2009, 12:59:25 AM
I'll be just south of Philly in two weeks.
Just sayin'.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #45 on: May 20, 2009, 02:50:09 AM
That's where I'm at... hmmm



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #46 on: May 20, 2009, 02:57:34 AM
do you want to make it with a bear?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #47 on: May 20, 2009, 03:02:56 AM
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Bear: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.


Sure!!! Wouldn't be the first time.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #48 on: May 20, 2009, 03:19:25 AM
there you go Lucas, all you have to do to score is be in the same state.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #49 on: May 20, 2009, 03:22:59 AM
South of Philly would be Delaware.. I'm in Maryland.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #50 on: May 20, 2009, 03:24:08 AM
wherever - we'll get you a homing beacon
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #51 on: May 20, 2009, 08:29:56 AM
Talk to Krsna - he'll either invite you, or not.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #52 on: May 20, 2009, 09:24:01 AM
Joygasm & eitje are going to have a bunch of beer-loving horny babies!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #53 on: May 20, 2009, 09:42:15 AM
How did I get involved in this?
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #54 on: May 20, 2009, 10:57:32 AM
Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.

Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #55 on: May 20, 2009, 11:06:49 AM
Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.

Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.

Ah ha. Well, I don't think that Leah would like women she's never met coming over our house to hang out while she's at work.

And pregnant.

No, I don't think that would go over very well at all.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #56 on: May 20, 2009, 11:47:54 AM
i was wondering what happened to my invitation.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #57 on: May 20, 2009, 02:42:59 PM
Yeah, women don't like me unless they're gay or true bi. And by true bi I mean not that bullshit that happens sometimes when chicks are drunk.. I mean full out sober gals that like to lick snatch.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #58 on: May 20, 2009, 05:53:41 PM
I can tell.  Straight women don't take kindly to promiscuous women.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #59 on: May 20, 2009, 06:12:02 PM
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I've been wondering what form of payment Zoomie was taking for the kitchen work.

i might rub my feet on his face!

OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.

Isn't that the same thing.. for Zoomie??

STOP MAKING MY WONDERFUL FOOT FETISH INTO SOMETHING SORDID AND UNSEEMLY YOU ASSHOLES!!!
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