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Quote from: underclass
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Joygasm(Read 39658 times)
Re: Joygasm Reply #60 on: June 03, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
Well feel free to call me if you change your mind.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #61 on: June 03, 2009, 03:55:55 PM
I appreciate the offer but I'm going to pass.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
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Re: Joygasm Reply #62 on: June 03, 2009, 03:58:27 PM
It's been over 2 months since I had phone sex. I hope I'm not getting rusty..



Re: Joygasm Reply #63 on: June 03, 2009, 04:16:54 PM
There's your invitation Danzig.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Joygasm Reply #64 on: June 03, 2009, 04:19:56 PM
I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Joygasm Reply #65 on: June 03, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
There's your invitation Danzig.

He already has an open invite and he knows it too. hehe



Re: Joygasm Reply #66 on: June 03, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
Yeah, I was about to say, I've had the invitation to do pretty much anything I want with Joy.  If the mood strikes me, I'll be sure to go to her for phone sex.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #67 on: June 03, 2009, 08:55:23 PM
Cool it with the flattery dude! Don't go spoiling her.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Joygasm Reply #68 on: June 03, 2009, 09:39:16 PM
I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.

I'd talk to you, but a phone call would be expensive.  Skype!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Joygasm Reply #69 on: June 04, 2009, 01:04:56 AM
I'll Skype or phone chat with anyone.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #70 on: June 04, 2009, 01:19:55 AM
^whore



Re: Joygasm Reply #71 on: June 04, 2009, 02:15:34 AM
I'm a total whore.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #72 on: June 04, 2009, 02:31:29 AM
And I never say whore like it's a bad thing.



Re: Joygasm Reply #73 on: June 04, 2009, 03:08:07 AM
You know, I've known Joy for years and I've yet to speak to her ...
... damn; DENIED!

I don't know which of you fucks I've talked to, phone or Skype, over the years ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #74 on: June 04, 2009, 03:14:07 AM
You should have my # now.. unless I gave it to a gay bar??



Re: Joygasm Reply #75 on: June 04, 2009, 04:12:08 AM
Joy has such a sexy voice.  I look forward to our super hawt 'n dirty phone sex. :-* @ Joy.....oh wait, I forgot, she doesn't like kissing :(
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #76 on: June 04, 2009, 04:17:36 AM
I've NEVER had your number, Joy ...
Not in all these years ....
Don't you think we'd have spoken in that case?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #77 on: June 04, 2009, 04:25:07 AM
Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...

Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)

hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #78 on: June 04, 2009, 04:28:10 AM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #79 on: June 04, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
I worded it to avoid that, but ....
.... yeah
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #80 on: June 04, 2009, 04:35:10 AM
Hahaha, you didn't avoid it very well!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #81 on: June 04, 2009, 02:40:38 PM
Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...

Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)

hahahaha ....

 :-*




Re: Joygasm Reply #82 on: June 04, 2009, 04:51:12 PM
I really have to fully READ these threads instead of just "catching up" with them ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #83 on: June 05, 2009, 01:09:16 AM
How old is Joy?



Re: Joygasm Reply #84 on: June 05, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
How old is Joy?

Just a little older than you and me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Joygasm Reply #85 on: June 05, 2009, 01:34:07 AM



Re: Joygasm Reply #86 on: June 05, 2009, 01:41:42 AM
I'm 31.



Re: Joygasm Reply #87 on: June 05, 2009, 05:01:52 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Joygasm Reply #88 on: June 05, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
31 years of experience  ;D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Joygasm Reply #89 on: June 05, 2009, 07:09:04 PM
I dunno about 31, but I'm sure there's still lots of it in there ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')