I don't even know what that is.. but I'd probably give it a go.

I do love 12" in a natural casing... MMmmmmmmmmmm

I love natural casing hot dogs.  And I would love to watch the L-G girls eat them.

I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)

Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
 and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.

NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else.  Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.

I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?

This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...

Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...

Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.


Fucking Joisey ....

I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.

No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a ...

I think I'm technically a Virginia girl...

Ironic, innit?

*nods*

I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)

Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
 and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.

NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else.  Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.

I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?

This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...

Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...

Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.


Fucking Joisey ....

I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.

No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a ...

BWAHAHAHAHA Thrash PWND by a JOISEY GOIRL!

I think I'm technically a Virginia girl...

I AM a VA girl. 100%

I was born in VA.

VA girls are fucking awesome ... tricky and I prove that.

plus "va" is the beginning of so many great words:

va...gina!
va...sectomy!
va...mpires!
va...cuum?

wait...

I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)

Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
 and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.

NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else.  Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.

I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?

This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...

Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...

Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.


Fucking Joisey ....

I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.

No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a ...

BWAHAHAHAHA Thrash PWND by a JOISEY GOIRL!

Not even close ...

I was born in VA.

VA girls are fucking awesome ... tricky and I prove that.

Can I like the girls and not care all that much for the state itself?

^Yes, because I don't care much for that state either.

The one time I went to Virginia it was actually really nice.  There were bunnies everywhere at this place I stayed.  Freaking adorable.

Virginia Beach sucks! You can't even cuss in public! Gimme OCM anyday.

I'm not allowed to drive in Va because of a ticket I got that they claimed I didn't pay ON TIME (I did, by 2-3 weeks) and, basically, I say fuck 'em, they get no more money from me!

fuck dude, why dont you just clear it the fuck up, get them monkeys off your back.

it wont cost you a cent, other than postage.

Maybe I should; it's been a few years ....
FUCKERS!

I got a ticket in another county a few years ago that I forgot about and received a warrant in the mail for it.  They said I owed them $380.  FUCKERS!

Dayum!

I have most of my issues with cops from my cars at my house.. not so much on the road. You can only have so many vehicles on your property here.. go over the limit and they tow them away. If you don't pay the tow and storage fees they attach the fines to your property taxes. It's a bitch.

Do they count the cars parked in the garage ?

Or, even better yet, where do you put them after they tow them?
It's a racket, I tell ya ...

Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?

Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?

This is the most homoerotic question I have ever read.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
 and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill.

I get you blunted off of funny home-grown cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono-OH NO!

Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?

This is the most homoerotic question I have ever read.

Not really ...
I mean, how so?

My ex and I got back together for a few days last week and I did something I totally regret.  I looked at his text messages.  The night he asked me to be his girlfriend again he also texted this fat chick I know, "Will you have phone sex with me, I think it would be really hot."  I then woke him up by beating the shit out of him and then kicked him out of my house.  I'm done dating him.  I might keep him on the side as one of my now many fuck buddies, but I doubt it.

Was it the phone sex or the fat girl you had issues with?

The phone sex.  He's just a disrespectful dumbshit.

If he's that bad then surely it's a good thing you kicked him out?

And if that's the case then why do you regret looking at the messages?

You spied on his texts and he's a disrespectful dumbshit? If you two don't have trust you have no reason to be together except for the sex and you already said his kind are thoughtless and selfish with small cocks. And you did take him back knowing he's a serial cheater.

Shouldn't you rethink your position?