You kind and wonderful woman. How empty and meaningless my life would be without your threads and pictures. I breathlessly await the picture of your tomato plant in its glory. I feel so blessed. My heart is filled, Mello! Once again, thank you.

It would be such a stretch, a pipedream if you will, for me to ask if you could post more pictures of your dwarf orange tree. Maybe even a peak at your washing machine. But let's not get greedy here! I'm sorry Mello; if you wish, smite me for being so greedy.

O Mello! The glory to you! You are the light and the way. I am but a fool groveling at your feet. Please post many more of your wonderful threads telling us about your mundane life! And when I say mundane, I say it with such wonder. Mundane is but a blessing. Mundane is all but I can wish for, in my empty, pathetic, and meaningless life.

Beautiful.  Can I get a signed and framed transcript?

Don't be a heathen. Bow down to Mello's feet! You are not worthy of her! You are not worthy of her tomato plant! Say, "Glory to the tomato plant!" Know your place. Then and only then will you know TRUE salvation!

Sometimes I'm surprised that you don't do drugs.

I'm too high on the glory that is Mello to do drugs!

I'm impressed by the show of animosity.

I can't sustain hatred for anything other than cops & politicians more than a couple of days.

Same. But I guess in this case I am fucking magical!

I think these two should get this thing over with. Just pull your cocks out and compare sizes already!

I'm too high on the glory that is Mello to do drugs!

Oh boy.....judging by how long the "I want bagmans cock" trend lasted, this should go on for a while.

I'd feel better if Mello posted a picture of her new tile.

*chants*

Tile, Tile, Tile!!

Remain calm. Tile will go in Saturday.

The waiting is the hardest part, sayeth Tom Petty..

Well. I'm pretty useless when it comes to fixing things. I keep trying but I only lengthen the process. So here I am!

When I tore out the wall in the bathroom I found about three sheets of newspaper thumb tacked to the inside. They were from 1956 I think.

I took a shower; it's what I do ...

When I tore out the wall in the bathroom I found about three sheets of newspaper thumb tacked to the inside. They were from 1956 I think.

In not-very-related news, the bathroom mirror that was in my house when I moved in has a sticker on it that says "Made in West Germany".

I took a shower; it's what I do ...

This thread is pretty cool. I like seeing things change.

I brushed my teeth using my left hand this morning

But I didnt witness it. So all I have is your assertion that you changed hands to brush your teeth.

I did that while jacking off; wanna see?

Hey bitch! Where's my tile pictures?

Its coming! Tomorrow! Super tired tonight, so I'll post some pics tomorrow, and in the coming days!

The tile looks GREAT

Take a picture of your spread open batwings next to it so bagman can have something to stroke to.

I saw the sneak preview on facebook. Zoomie makes a guest appearance, but I won't give anything else away.

Home at 1am. Very sore. Extreme Home Makeover needs me and I need their $$$.

Good weekend. I'm sure Geek will post pics when Detroit slaps a little more mud on it and she gets it painted.

Some pictures:

On Saturday, Zoomie and Detroit took the wall down, and built in two new bars.



It's a dirty job!



The floor boards were in OK shape... except for that HOLE.



The cat was not pleased.



And took her frustrations out on the couch for the last time. Bye bye couch! Lunas total? 4 Couches and 1 bed, ruined. PS MOSH SLEPT HERE.



Drywall started on sunday



On monday we put together cabinets with my two good friends



Ikea fucked everything up, but we managed to fix it.



Durock is amazing! I can't believe how solid, and quiet it has made my new floor

The beautiful tile



I kept threatening Detroit that I would replace our current front door with this. E-A-G-L-E-S



The skeleton of the new kitchen



Look at those countertops



Zoomie did AMAZING work with this shithole, and in such a timely manner. Detroit had a great time working with him, and we all had a good time. I'll spare all of you the teary thanks, I handled that in person.

That kitchen is looking great! You should have given Zoomie a foot job.

Who says she didn't?

I cried all the way home, I miss you guys so much!

 My feet are all sticky now!!!

And krsna, I'd rather see you on all fours in my kitchen, spreading marmalade on your supple anus

I bet you did cry, Zoomie. DId you open that thing I stuck on your dash? How are you feeling today?