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Fugly.....(Read 12060 times)
Fugly..... on: May 31, 2009, 10:00:51 PM
..she must be.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm

An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

edit: link fixed.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 11:55:10 AM by homeless-joe »
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 11:14:53 PM
..she must be.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05...?section=justin

An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

Now that, my friends, is a burn.
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
page not found dude.
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #3 on: June 01, 2009, 05:11:28 AM
Fucking Australian Broadcasting Corporation.... cant even get that right. WHAT THE FUCK IS MY 8 CENTS A DAY PAYING FOR???

Oh yeah, JJJ.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #4 on: June 01, 2009, 09:26:34 AM
lols
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fugly..... Reply #5 on: June 01, 2009, 09:38:48 AM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Fugly..... Reply #6 on: June 01, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #7 on: June 01, 2009, 12:17:40 PM
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #8 on: June 01, 2009, 01:20:03 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 03:54:35 PM
I take back the one nice thing I said about you.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #10 on: June 01, 2009, 05:02:12 PM
hahahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Fugly..... Reply #11 on: June 01, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
on topic: re: the guy who cut off his own member

apparently he petitioned his father for permission to marry the girl he loved for two years before this incident. i read he's from a fairly affluent family, and the girl in question is from a much lower social caste. when his father said no, once and for all, off came wee willy winky.

that girl should call daddy warbucks and thank him for telling his lunatic son no way. what would he do in a lovers' quarrel?



Re: Fugly..... Reply #12 on: June 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AM
I take back the one nice thing I said about you.

Hahahahaha sorry bout that miss sensitivity.

Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #13 on: June 02, 2009, 12:19:21 AM
his spidey sense is tingling?
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #14 on: June 02, 2009, 02:37:46 AM
Maybe he's shouting?



Re: Fugly..... Reply #15 on: June 02, 2009, 09:10:59 AM
Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?

Maybe he's shooting laser beams at the snake and hawk that are climbing his arm.

Also, whatever those brown dudes are doing, that seems like a TERRIBLE job.
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #16 on: June 04, 2009, 11:18:40 AM
Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?

Maybe he's shooting laser beams at the snake and hawk that are climbing his arm.

Also, whatever those brown dudes are doing, that seems like a TERRIBLE job.

brown dudes always get the worst jobs. picking cotton, cutting off wieners, rowing ships, dealing drugs, taking the fall for not-brown dudes...
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fugly..... Reply #17 on: June 04, 2009, 02:19:30 PM
...eating fried chicken, not being able to swim, and always texting back...



Re: Fugly..... Reply #18 on: June 04, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
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Re: Fugly..... Reply #19 on: June 04, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
and wearing pink panther nightgowns.... wtf??



Re: Fugly..... Reply #20 on: June 04, 2009, 04:54:26 PM
Damn, I missed a chance to say "W3rd" and have it relevant ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #21 on: June 04, 2009, 05:00:54 PM
You're too slow, douche..



Re: Fugly..... Reply #22 on: June 05, 2009, 05:47:44 PM
Huh?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #23 on: June 06, 2009, 02:35:21 AM
Oh, I thought you wanted my spot in the thread.



Re: Fugly..... Reply #24 on: June 06, 2009, 02:19:36 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #25 on: June 06, 2009, 05:22:01 PM
Quebec?



Re: Fugly..... Reply #26 on: June 06, 2009, 06:42:07 PM
I never fucked her; I swear ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 09:03:52 PM
Ahha yeah..



Re: Fugly..... Reply #28 on: June 08, 2009, 03:17:57 PM
Ok, it was a train, and she was blindfolded ...
Now she knows; THANKS!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fugly..... Reply #29 on: June 09, 2009, 12:17:49 AM
Now she can tell everyone that she fucked Dave Thrash and all the gals will be super jealous..