One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Wait, I thought I was supposed to snowball you?
That's correct, but you have to do it like a man.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I thought this was ALL kink?