I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Wait, I thought I was supposed to snowball you?
That's correct, but you have to do it like a man.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I thought this was ALL kink?