Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.
That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...
I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...
No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.