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I'm dying(Read 13875 times)
Re: I'm dying Reply #30 on: June 05, 2009, 09:08:44 PM
And you never called me back with the square footage.
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Re: I'm dying Reply #31 on: June 05, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
don't go asking me about no square footage motherfucker! you want a mudhole stomped in your ass???

alright, i just wanted to say mudhole.
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Re: I'm dying Reply #32 on: June 05, 2009, 09:12:23 PM
I don't know it, nor how to figure it out ...

I don't even have a ladder to go and measure ...
I can probably estimate ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'm dying Reply #33 on: June 05, 2009, 09:12:39 PM
Who cares, I'm dying!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I'm dying Reply #34 on: June 05, 2009, 09:15:00 PM
Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...

I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...

Call anytime ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm dying Reply #35 on: June 05, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
OK so if she buys the shingles I'll do it for half that estimate.
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Re: I'm dying Reply #36 on: June 05, 2009, 09:55:45 PM
W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm dying Reply #37 on: June 06, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...



Re: I'm dying Reply #38 on: June 06, 2009, 01:49:48 AM
Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!!  :P



Re: I'm dying Reply #39 on: June 06, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
shingles (the disease) can kill a person.
and shingles (clay) can kill a person too.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm dying Reply #40 on: June 06, 2009, 02:44:16 AM
Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..



Re: I'm dying Reply #41 on: June 06, 2009, 09:34:12 AM
W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?

$30-50 per square which means SOMEBODY still has to measure it.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm dying Reply #42 on: June 06, 2009, 09:37:06 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: I'm dying Reply #43 on: June 06, 2009, 09:38:44 AM
Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..

All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...
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Re: I'm dying Reply #44 on: June 06, 2009, 10:33:23 AM
All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...

When joy does that, you're the one that ends up whistling!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm dying Reply #45 on: June 06, 2009, 12:23:50 PM
Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!!  :P

Thank you!

huggles
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I'm dying Reply #46 on: June 06, 2009, 12:46:21 PM
Awww, you said huggles!

*huggles*
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Re: I'm dying Reply #47 on: June 06, 2009, 05:33:28 PM


And apparently one hell of a blow job for Zoomie..?




Re: I'm dying Reply #48 on: June 06, 2009, 06:32:48 PM
Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2009, 07:14:46 PM by Zoomie »
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Re: I'm dying Reply #49 on: June 06, 2009, 07:06:42 PM
I <3 zoom-zoom!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm dying Reply #50 on: June 06, 2009, 08:23:21 PM
Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.

Zoomie, the blow job thing was totally separate from the roof fixed issue.. I also take care of my friends.



Re: I'm dying Reply #51 on: June 07, 2009, 07:57:24 AM
Sweet!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm dying Reply #52 on: June 07, 2009, 10:12:32 AM
Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.

Right.

I was thinking you'd done a lot of other work, coz when I was there, it wasnt complete. Functional, but not quite done.



Re: I'm dying Reply #53 on: June 07, 2009, 10:26:25 AM
I need to retar my roof.



Re: I'm dying Reply #54 on: June 07, 2009, 12:08:01 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm dying Reply #55 on: June 08, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Lots of QOTWs in here ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm dying Reply #56 on: June 08, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
i have an ear infection


ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.....
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Re: I'm dying Reply #57 on: June 08, 2009, 11:06:01 PM
I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2009, 11:06:15 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: I'm dying Reply #58 on: June 09, 2009, 08:42:38 AM
I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.

I wish I was choking your uvula.



Re: I'm dying Reply #59 on: June 09, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
I bet you do.
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