And you never called me back with the square footage.

don't go asking me about no square footage motherfucker! you want a mudhole stomped in your ass???

alright, i just wanted to say mudhole.

I don't know it, nor how to figure it out ...

I don't even have a ladder to go and measure ...
I can probably estimate ...

Who cares, I'm dying!

Tricky, before you die, take that shit baggie made a mold of his cock with and make a mold of your cunt for me, ok?
Infection's not an issue with you at this point, apparently, and I need something to remember you by ...

I'm off tonight and will be randomly dicking around ...

Call anytime ...

OK so if she buys the shingles I'll do it for half that estimate.

W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?

Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!! 

shingles (the disease) can kill a person.
and shingles (clay) can kill a person too.

Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..

W3rd ...
How much do the shingles run?

$30-50 per square which means SOMEBODY still has to measure it.

Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.

Now that I think of it I could use a new roof and skylights..

All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...

All ya gotta do is whistle... You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow...

When joy does that, you're the one that ends up whistling!

Who cares, I'm dying!

Poor tricky is DYING and you're talking about shingles??!?! You people suck!! 

Thank you!

huggles

Awww, you said huggles!

*huggles*

And apparently one hell of a blow job for Zoomie..?

Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.

I <3 zoom-zoom!

Nah. You want your roof fixed it'll cost you, just not NEARLY as much as if you hired a regular contractor. I take care of my friends.

Zoomie, the blow job thing was totally separate from the roof fixed issue.. I also take care of my friends.

Sweet!

Ask anyone who comes to the beach about the $120,000 porch I charged one tank of gas to build.

That cost 120gorillas? You musta done a butt load of work since I was there...

I still gotta figure out how to get you down here to build me a beach shack...

No. If she'd paid an architect, an engineer, a draftsman and a contractor it would have cost that. But she didn't. I called in some favors and got it designed, engineered, drawn and built for the cost of the materials, some booze and some gas.

Right.

I was thinking you'd done a lot of other work, coz when I was there, it wasnt complete. Functional, but not quite done.

I need to retar my roof.

I need to retard my roof.

Lots of QOTWs in here ....

i have an ear infection


ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.....

I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.

I feel like I'm choking on my uvula.

I wish I was choking your uvula.

I bet you do.