So. Three people on this board seem to have issues.

One of you is a pathological liar.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it, and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

C'mon, fess up. You know who you are... tell us.

This is totally without personal attachment. I love you guys, you're ALL my friends, but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.

OK, door is open.

One of you is a pathological liar.

Guilty as charged!

So. Three people on this board seem to have issues.

One of you is a pathological liar.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it, and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

C'mon, fess up. You know who you are... tell us.

This is totally without personal attachment. I love you guys, you're ALL my friends, but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.

OK, door is open.

This.

but this is causing entirely too much internet drama and some of us with JOBS don't have the nuts for it.

including me.

Since the other categories don't really fit me, I'm making my own:

Engineers with new bicycles.  Which they are getting ready to go ride.

Guilty as charged.

So am I the only person around here who doesn't have a fucking clue what this thread is about?

I'm sure the person who's "plain batshit nuts" doesn't have the best idea...?

Ok, I'll step forward on this one.

One of you (among other problems) can dish it out but can't take it,

Assuming this is talking about me, I have no fucking clue how I can dish shit out but can't take it, in fact I think I take shit really well.

and is blaming the wrong person for their getting butthurt over something that happened 3 (maybe 4) years ago.

I'm not quite sure if you know who I blame.  And the only way for me to get over getting butthurt about something that I considered to be a big deal is if I like the person (which I don't) and if they do something as crazy and drastic as, say, apologize...which is a laughable thing to expect to happen.  As for you, Zoomie, the truth is that you are unlike the many people I've met here who I didn't like for a while until I got to know them (and vice versa).  That fact is that several people here really can't even stand you.  The fact that you made the statement that I can't take what I dish out is fucking INCREDIBLE considering how many times I've bit my fucking tongue over the years when you've clearly crossed the line of what even the thickest skinned posters here would consider "joking" into the realm of "that's not cool, man"...and I know because every fucking person I have talked to agrees with me.  And then you say you love everyone and I'm your friend.  You're a fucking joke.  In short, I'm not going to tell you anything you should or shouldn't do and argue anymore about shit. I am just going to try and ignore you to the best of my ability.

I really like Zoomie.  He's my favorite person to visit.

OK so here's the deal. Apparently not everyone knows what's happening here, and that's a shame. So I make the following bid:

Unless you can all get over whatever the fuck is up your asses by 8pm EST today, I will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth (intermingled with my opinion here and there) and you can all suck it.

Some of you are acting like children and being the RESPONSIBLE second oldest here I think it's time to show our hands. I'm not willing to let this bullshit ruin friendships that go back 10+ years.

I see it as me helping all you grow up a little. You can thank me later.

There has been a lot of whiney over-sensitive shit being played out in public in recent days. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all of the plethora of private messaging protocols that are available to clear the air away from public view.

As I already said,

I am done with this.

Then be done with it.

I've been asked to desist. Feel free to PM me.

Situation is resolved. 

The rooster has landed.

LG has jumped the shark.

NEVARRR!

Si you'll just have to come to one of our beach parties where I'll drink gobs of distilled amber fluids from Ireland and tell all the LG'ers dirty little secrets...

And we'll laugh and laugh and laugh...

I'm assuming sailing can be involved? Cuz I haven't been sailing in forever. Stupid, I know.

Sailing is ALWAYS involved. Steeleye texted me from the middle of the Potomac this afternoon to tell me how fast my boat is. Fucker.

Zoomie's gay for sailing afterall!

We should figure out some beach house time.

One of you is just plain batshit nuts.

That would be me.

I am not sure what this thread was about, but it is now officially about my new bicycle:



I went to a BBQ this afternoon and played asshole too long, but still squeezed in 14 miles around the local international airport bike trail.

Also, I have a new tattoo:

Nice bike! I just trash picked one today, since my old one is out of commission since I got hit by that car back in 06

I'm buying a road bike soon. Can't wait to start riding it places

I bought a fairly nice road bike last year - I just haven't worked up the nerve to ride it to work through west Baltimore.  It's still just a "going to ride 50-60 miles a week for exercise" item.

I have a pretty nice mountain bike that I haven't ridden in ages. I should fix that.

Me too. I have to get it from my grandma's house and then get it tuned. Been meaning to do it for months.

I have a UniVega now. I used to have a Specialized that I bought for ten bucks, but that one got stolen. It was pretty clean.

like the bike!

I'm getting her as my next tattoo:


and I want the tattoo to look something like this: