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Let's try to make bagman asexual through sex and/ or period gross out stories(Read 16414 times)
Any takers?

I'll start. Bagman, I'm not one of those chicks that refuses to have period sex. Once after having period sex with my bf of the time (who was also into it), he said it was quite a bloody mess, but I couldn't see it and therefore I didn't believe him. He suggested taking a picture to prove it. I went along with it to humor him. I saw the picture and it looked like someone had painted my asscrack with a bloody paintbrush. Unfortunately for you, I have since deleted the picture.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 02:01:10 PM by tricky »
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Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is.  Fucking disgusting dude.  I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.
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How about when you take a perfectly good non-menstrating vagina and when you're done shaking it all around it turns into a horror show?

It's like doing some kind of rain dance.
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Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Tell that to my nice woolen blankets.



that's why we put towels down first, people!

Don't you guys have any butt secks stories that involve shit for bagman?
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Nope, but I agree that once the towel's down period sex is go.
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Nope, but I agree that once the towel's down period sex is go.

I had to put a towel down with my last GF half the time anyways, she was a squirter.
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I saw the picture and it looked like someone had painted my asscrack with a bloody paintbrush.

I am so jacking off right now ...

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Unfortunately for you, I have since deleted the picture.

Ok, I've stopped ...
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 05:10:16 PM by Thrash »
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



My boyfriend is nick named Detroit.*

That oughta gross bagman out enough

*edit: Nick named by Krsna and Zoomie
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 05:57:18 PM by The Geek »



My boyfriend is nick named Detroit.

That oughta gross bagman out enough

No offense, that's a horrible nickname.  Unless he is black.
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You don't get it.
It's fucking hilarious.



You don't get it.
It's fucking hilarious.

Elaborate, please.
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Doesn't Detroit have a hockey team?

What are those guys called???



Fags ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Doesn't Detroit have a hockey team?

What are those guys called???

mehehehehe

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The best part of crime-scene sex is when you get to say things like,

"No, but it looks like I murdered someone with my cock.",

and she fires back at you with something like,

"You certainly killed my bad pussy."

Also it's double points for both of you if someone leaves a bloody hand or foot print somewhere you normally wouldn't be able to reach on the walls or ceiling.

Or you discover a homunculus leaving a trail of blood across the floor in the afterglow.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 11:47:08 PM by Wozzeck »
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



I have a good period story...

A long time ago I was staying at a hotel with one of my ex boyfriends I don't remember which one, anyway, so he ate me out and we laid in the dark for awhile and he said, "I think I want a soda."  He went to the coke machine, and when he came back he said that people were staring at him and he didn't know why. I turned on the lights and he had blood all on the lower part if his face. He looked like a clown!  I then said, "I think I started my period."




Zing!



HA! Good one. Thanks for contributing to bagmans eventual asexuality.
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How could I forget this one???

One time, this same ex-boyfriend told me he had a fantasy to pull a tampon out of girl with his teeth and then fuck her. So I let him do it. And there was some blood on the tampon.
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oh man i just thought of one too

i was really drunk and decided to bone this dude in his basement recording studio. i told him i was wearing a tampon so he pulled it out, tossed it behind a drum kit and proceeded to do me. i didn't bother looking for the old tampon, just stuck another one in when we were finished.
cream filling for hollow victories



Nice one!

Bagman will have some good reading material later. :)
you treat me like a monologue ho



It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



My dick is now inverted.



..........this thread makes baby Danzig cry.......
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THROW DOWN THE TOWEL
NO BLOOD
NO FOUL?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Pussy!



Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is.  Fucking disgusting dude.  I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

I thought your mom had already been thru menopause...



Nothin' wrong with a little period sex.

Yes, yes there is.  Fucking disgusting dude.  I almost vomited seeing my dick covered in blood and never did it again.

I thought your mom had already been thru menopause...

Oh I assume she has, but your sister hasn't.
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Well then, I hope you enjoy fucking an imaginary person, coz I aint got a sister...

Maybe it was baggys girl...