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Then they asked for two professional letters of recommendation.  I got one of my professors to do that and then I asked my friend Dave to do one.  But he's a dumbass.  So I hope he gets it done.
I dunno, yo. He's a cool guy and all but is he really who you want to give you a recommendation? I mean he talks about anal sex a whole lot and never leaves Jacksonville.


Young fatties for Zoomie(Read 175598 times)
Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #300 on: September 21, 2009, 09:55:56 PM
Wow, were you peeking in on me, say, 2001?



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #301 on: September 21, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
just buy some leather cuffs or some rope or some handcuffs, dude. much more awesome than cat toys.

It was more the spontaneity and originality of the whole thing that was awesome. At the time, I didn't have rope, or handcuffs. It was either socks or the cat toy.




Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #302 on: September 22, 2009, 12:20:55 AM
Whoa ...
I forgot about that ...

I'm calling girl over now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #303 on: September 22, 2009, 04:15:34 PM
No actually you tear her panties off with one strong yank (which I doubt you're capable of) and tie her wrists behind her back with them. Bend her face down over a piece of furniture, hold her wrists, spank that ass and then hit it hard from behind.

yummy.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #304 on: September 24, 2009, 09:46:19 AM
HAHAHA I'm watching an episode of "Tales From The Darkside" where the cute fat girl wears a hearing aid that makes her hear the food scream in pain when people eat it, to make her not eat.

Funny, funny shit to hear a plate of tamales scream like a little Mexican bitch when you cut into it...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #305 on: September 24, 2009, 10:39:01 AM
Hahahahahaaaha
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #306 on: September 24, 2009, 11:02:18 AM
ah. ha.

ha.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #307 on: September 25, 2009, 02:09:26 AM
HAHAHA I'm watching an episode of "Tales From The Darkside" where the cute fat girl wears a hearing aid that makes her hear the food scream in pain when people eat it, to make her not eat.

Funny, funny shit to hear a plate of tamales scream like a little Mexican bitch when you cut into it...

I loved that show ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #308 on: October 02, 2009, 07:23:38 PM
I got stroke material for a week...



Lovely rolls...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #309 on: October 02, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
Those are fatties?



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #310 on: October 02, 2009, 10:15:07 PM
Hot! +1 to you, Zoomie!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #311 on: October 03, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Those are fatties?

By fashion industry standards, yes. They are over size 4. They have curves, little bellies and rolls. They barely qualify...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #312 on: October 03, 2009, 08:42:05 AM
yeah, I'd hot those
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #313 on: October 03, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #314 on: October 04, 2009, 12:26:50 AM



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #315 on: October 04, 2009, 01:17:04 PM
For some reason I can't put my finger on, I like this one better.



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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #316 on: October 05, 2009, 03:09:52 AM





Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #317 on: October 05, 2009, 07:27:24 AM


All is forgiven, brother.

However she looks too much like Jennifer Aniston. Now I know this sounds like nitpicking, but even those delicious thighs wrapped around my head couldn't block out the thought that I was munching JA's clam with her picklepuss and was following both those tools Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn. Ew.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #318 on: October 05, 2009, 04:45:58 PM
Aniston is fucking gross. Way to ruin that picture.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #319 on: October 05, 2009, 05:26:58 PM
I think Jennifer Aniston is hot.  She rocks the thin white girl lips.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #320 on: October 05, 2009, 05:41:22 PM
I would let her suck me off.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #321 on: October 05, 2009, 07:43:04 PM



 Piper Hollis. Piper Hollis, whom Kyle apparently stalkered off the myspace page I use for a friend's artsy-fartsy short videos.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #322 on: October 06, 2009, 01:12:16 AM
The Archivist strikes again!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #323 on: October 06, 2009, 01:13:48 AM
hahahahaha



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #324 on: October 06, 2009, 04:52:13 AM
Actually this time, amazingly, I just used Google. "girl tub of milk" second page, bottom-left.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #325 on: October 06, 2009, 05:52:57 AM
**You** created Google?!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #326 on: October 06, 2009, 03:24:47 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #327 on: October 10, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
I'm not in disapproval mode; nope ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #328 on: December 27, 2009, 08:19:15 PM
Ok, back on track ...
I'm a little out of the "fat girl" loop these days ...










I can't make a decision about this one (she DOES do anal though, so that's a plus):


And, of course:

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #329 on: December 27, 2009, 08:36:02 PM
It's nice to know that I am so much hotter than all of those girls.

Phew... still got it.