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Young fatties for Zoomie(Read 175521 times)
Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #450 on: January 26, 2010, 09:00:49 PM
I'll go down on your clown.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #451 on: January 26, 2010, 09:03:29 PM
I'll go down on your clown.

can we just spoon instead?



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #452 on: January 26, 2010, 09:05:49 PM
Sure.  You wanna be the spooner or the spoonee?
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #453 on: January 26, 2010, 09:06:12 PM
What hurts less... birthing a child or getting fucked with a faygo bottle by somebody painted like a clown ?
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #454 on: January 26, 2010, 09:07:48 PM
Is this a trick question?
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #455 on: January 26, 2010, 09:12:56 PM
What hurts less... birthing a child or getting fucked with a faygo bottle by somebody painted like a clown ?

I wouldn't know. Danzig can you answer this?



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #456 on: January 26, 2010, 09:14:13 PM
I bet Nancy Grace knows.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #457 on: January 26, 2010, 09:14:41 PM
Sure.  You wanna be the spooner or the spoonee?

Spoon me! spoon me!

srsly. i miss that shit.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #458 on: January 26, 2010, 09:47:16 PM
I think what he's asking is: do you want the "evil" clown face make-up stain on your back, or on your pillow?

Big spoon or little spoon is how we address the who's in front while spooning question in our bed.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #459 on: January 26, 2010, 09:53:03 PM
Oh yeah, I forget.  Whatever.  So yeah, commie, I'll be the big spoon but don't bitch if you start getting poked in the ass.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #460 on: January 26, 2010, 10:47:07 PM
This thread is the epitome of how threads roll through L-Gland ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #461 on: January 27, 2010, 04:38:57 PM
There's nothing wrong with switch-up-spooning.

Also, if it weren't for abortion I would likely have an eight year old right now.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #462 on: January 27, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Oh yeah, I forget.  Whatever.  So yeah, commie, I'll be the big spoon but don't bitch if you start getting poked in the ass.

thats my favorite part.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #463 on: January 27, 2010, 07:25:17 PM
Did anyone else just hear Zoomie coming?



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #464 on: January 27, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
Danzig too ...`
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #465 on: January 27, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
I couldn't hear Zoomie coming over the sounds of me coming.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #466 on: January 27, 2010, 08:36:50 PM
And I couldn't hear anyone coming over the sounds of thousands of football fans coming today when the NFL announced that as of next year, the Red Zone Channel will be available on cell phones.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #467 on: January 27, 2010, 08:45:07 PM
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #468 on: January 27, 2010, 09:13:04 PM
I actually look forward to the posting of fatties just to be able to discern who's actually fuckable ...
I don't feel like looking for these girls myself and those sites contain jurassic, beastly women as well and I don't wish to sift through them just to find "cubic zirconias" in the rough ...

IOW: Get to posting ...

Thanks,
Zoomie -=Thrash=-
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #469 on: January 27, 2010, 09:37:56 PM
Thanks for getting my back, brah.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #470 on: January 27, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Indeed, old friend ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #471 on: January 27, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
Thanks for getting jizz on my back, brah.
Indeed, old friend ...

Fixed.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #472 on: January 27, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
Quote from: Mosh
either works
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #473 on: January 28, 2010, 04:08:47 PM
Fat girls can have cute faces but I just can't find rolls sexy.  I can't.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #474 on: January 28, 2010, 04:17:17 PM
That's why they are for me, not you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #475 on: January 28, 2010, 06:43:07 PM
Fat girls can have cute faces but I just can't find rolls sexy.  I can't.

this
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #476 on: January 28, 2010, 06:51:46 PM
This is not Young fatties for underclass.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #477 on: January 28, 2010, 08:08:54 PM
Danzig needs young fatties tooooooo
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #478 on: January 28, 2010, 08:14:20 PM
Hmmm ...
I'll take SOME of the fatties in this thread, however, I'd be a little apprehensive ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #479 on: January 28, 2010, 08:24:45 PM
About what?  Having a good time?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon