I drove home from the bar last Saturday absolutely hammered.  It was only like a one mile trip so it's not a super big deal.

I've been petitioning this for quite some time, but I think I'm actually able to focus extraordinarily well when I am drunk.  I tend to get completely one tracked on whatever specific action I am doing/performing.  Be it driving, dancing, playing super mario brothers, eating pussy, it doesn't matter.  I can only do one thing, but I do that one thing like my life depends on it.  And I tend to block out every other things going on except that one thing I'm doing.

I used to think the very same thing, still do actually. I believe I can still drive better than 90% of the straight populace with a goodly amount under my hood.

I believe huffing gasoline gives me telepathic abilities.

I believe you too.

I believe huffing gasoline gives me telepathic abilities.

Considering that i now occupy a part of your reality, you might want to re-think that whole Huffin' thang...

In retrospect, I'm a fucking moron.  Just thought I would throw that out there.

As long as you already know we won't be forced to take your keys this weekend.

Emp however has a history of disappearing in the night...

The time my brother came with me I slept in my car and left before people got up.

I'm typically pretty careful about alcohol consumption vs. time I wait before driving, though last time I wish I had stayed put and slept off the hangover instead of sleeping it off behind Arby's.

cap, what happened?

The time my brother came with me I slept in my car and left before people got up.

See, no one explained that to me. All anyone knew was that when we woke up you two were gone.

Of course if you did explain it, I've long since killed the brain cells that stored this information.

instead of sleeping it off behind Arby's.

One day, I aspire to be just like you, emp.

I mean that.

Next time I'm in Philly, I going behind the Super Kmart to see if I can get blown by a chubby emo girl.

Is that where they hide them? Thanks guys, as much time as I've spent in Philly lately, someone could have told me this...

i had to pull it over, right along side the road, in a little pickup truck in the middle of the night.  i was just starting to get comfortable, might have actually nodded off, when a flippin' TRAIN came running up on me.

i SWEAR, i thought i was being abducted by aliens ~ the sound of the tracks, the freakin' HORN, the way the headlight sweeps back and forth...

Made the rest of the trip after that, no problems with feeling the least bit sleepy...

I've slept in my car lots of times. Lock the doors, crank up the A/C, and sleep it off. Driving drunk is one thing, driving tired and drunk is another.

How did you quit smoking?  I'm down to 2 cigs a day, but it's horrible........ because I want moreeee!!!

Wellbutrin.