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Quote from: 13chemicals
When my hair is short it is so hard to get it past the shoulder stage.  I feel like it looks like a mullet.  Now it is to the middle of my back.  I'm going to grow it to my butt and then cut if off and donate it to a certain fat goth boy we know so he can wear it when he goes bald.
Quote from: DrugMoth
Just make sure you clean all the diseases off it first.


bikes(Read 6230 times)
Re: bikes Reply #30 on: September 02, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #31 on: September 02, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
win



Re: bikes Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 02:07:29 AM
You can tell by the wording that this must have been an otherwise very sweet, relatively harmless hipster chick.

"I hope my bike takes you straight to hell." makes it.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.



Re: bikes Reply #34 on: September 03, 2009, 03:05:40 AM
It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.