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Quote from: The Onion
While they won't be dumbing down their already crude lineup of shows, Science Channel officials assured viewers that the network will continue to cater to the lowest common denominator and will keep airing embarrassingly base content completely stripped of all intellectual integrity. Officials also noted that the cable channel greatly values the 18- to 45-year-old demographic of louts, clods, and empty-headed dumb fucks.


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Re: bikes Reply #30 on: September 02, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #31 on: September 02, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
win



Re: bikes Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 02:07:29 AM
You can tell by the wording that this must have been an otherwise very sweet, relatively harmless hipster chick.

"I hope my bike takes you straight to hell." makes it.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: bikes Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.



Re: bikes Reply #34 on: September 03, 2009, 03:05:40 AM
It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.