...and those tits are just too big...

And fakey looking...  wEnder if they feel like they look ~ over-blown balloons? ...

More than a handful is a waste.

i've sort of been thinking about running, my own self, but, cripes,

my exit polls in an out-of-the-way forum show me to the MINUS before i even start,

so i guess i'll just have to pursue another career.

What would i be good at?  Suggestions?

Bondage porn.

More than a handful is a waste.

You are NEVER going to believe this ~ oh, wait.  Zoomer!  i was thinking that exact thing when i proofed that post!  Well, actually, i couldn't remember if it was over a MOUTHfull or a HANDful, but yo

oh.  you, too.

Bondage porn.

Nah, i'd enjoy it too much.  Work MUST seem like Work, you know?  The daily drudge and all.

Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?

Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?

And i was so hoping you had leather...

A bunch of my friends have fake boobs and they aren't sexy at all.  They feel like oranges.

A bunch of my friends have fake boobs and they aren't sexy at all.  They feel like oranges.

THANK you.  A woman asks that question, and the men think we're, like, kidding, or something.

But we don't get to just GRAB other folks, and act like it's a drunken accident, you know?  Not like THEY could!  rofl

Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?

And i was so hoping you had leather...

Oh I have leather. But I'm a sailor and know my way around a nice, soft length of rope...

a short soft length of rope

Once you're secured to the ceiling, you're less concerned with what I'm penetrating you with. At least in my experience...

Once you're secured to the ceiling, you're less concerned with what I'm penetrating you with. At least in my experience...

Oh, wow!  Do you have one of those swings, like from 800 Fantasy Lane???

(One of my All-Time Fav Porn flicks ~ i STILL own a VHS copy!  For all the good THAT does, but i think we've still got a player around here, somewhere...

brb  ROFLMAOTNTPMP!!! )

No, but I have leather wrist and ankle restraints, some nice stainless spreader bars and an adorable sling made of 3/8" stainless link chain.

No, but I have leather wrist and ankle restraints, some nice stainless spreader bars and an adorable sling made of 3/8" stainless link chain.

WOO HOO!  Party at Zoomie's as soon as i can really quit the Zoloft!!!  

Yeah you don't need any barriers.

...and those tits are just too big...

And fakey looking...  wEnder if they feel like they look ~ over-blown balloons? ...

If I can touch them, they are real.

Back in 2008, I campaigned as a write-in candidate for the South Carolina 1st Congressional District against the two "serious" candidates, Republican incumbent Henry Brown and Democrat challenger, Linda Ketner. I even spent money on radio ads promoting my campaign. Granted, I started late, but a couple of months before the election is not a lot of time to get your name out there.  So, for the 2010 race, I am starting now. I may hold fundraisers, but running for Congress was never envisioned of becoming the industry that it is today by our Founding Fathers.

I have a commitment to Liberty, shrinking the power of the federal government, and moving to consumption taxes.

A large part of my last platform was reactionary to the two big government policies of the other two candidates. That has not changed for this run, but I think I'll be more direct this time out. Since South Carolina doesn't publish write-in votes unless they break a 25 vote per precinct threshold, I had to go find out from each County office in person. The results put it near 600 votes. I was only about 140,000 short.

Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.

Wow, did this thread ever take an Off-Topic turn.  Sorry about that, 'cuz it isn't totally impossible that you might get elected.

So, last we heard, you were going to hook us up with a link to your show, right?

And if you don't mind some "wild stranger off the street" (from another thread), i'll help, as i can.  i live in Texas, so i might not be able to do much, but w/e

Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.

I know this was probably a joke, but I think it's indicative of the mentality of politicians. And that bothers me.

Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.

I know this was probably a joke, but I think it's indicative of the mentality of politicians. And that bothers me.

Yes, on both counts. It was a joke, and once you get elected to Congress, it seems people forget why they were put there in the first place.

One part of my platform is to cut Congressional pay by three-fifths, that's a historically good compromise. There is no need to pay a Congressman from my district $167,000 a year, when the average citizen makes  around $32,000.  That is BULLSHIT. They aren't that important, and why should they get paid that much to fuck up our lives and make us pay more? I would look to cap salaries between 60,000 and 80,000 on the high end. Not to mention bringing the Congress back to its PART-TIME status. It was never meant to be an industry. I know this won't bode well with the American political machine, but I'm more interested in cutting the fat than using it for lube.

Yes, on both counts. It was a joke, and once you get elected to Congress, it seems people forget why they were put there in the first place.

One part of my platform is to cut Congressional pay by three-fifths, that's a historically good compromise. There is no need to pay a Congressman from my district $167,000 a year, when the average citizen makes  around $32,000.  That is BULLSHIT. They aren't that important, and why should they get paid that much to fuck up our lives and make us pay more? I would look to cap salaries between 60,000 and 80,000 on the high end. Not to mention bringing the Congress back to its PART-TIME status. It was never meant to be an industry. I know this won't bode well with the American political machine, but I'm more interested in cutting the fat than using it for lube.

And that's what we need, folks like YOU to be in office ~ the folks that aren't just "dazzled" by the power and money.

The ENTIRE reason for the "recesses" that the houses take were meant for them to go home, take care of biz, WHICH WAS THEIR LIVELIHOOD, 'cuz their house positions?  Didn't pay SQUAT.  They were sort of volunteer positions, if i'm remembering correctly.

I've often thought the congressional motto should be "Just sit there... don't do something"

I've often thought the congressional motto should be "Just sit there... don't do something"

That's the best thing they can do... Authorize war for defense when need be and run the courts... Other than that really, they would do us a great service by sitting down and shutting the fuck up.