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Title: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:36:57 PM
If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?

Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:41:47 PM
why don't you go back and find an rt version of me telling you suck a cock....

ooh wait

you dont need to! there's already a LG version of that;)

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.1200 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.1200)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 06:42:58 PM
You have no idea that I like you do you ?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
i've already planned the wedding....invitations go out tomorrow;)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 06:44:46 PM
Not that kind of "like".

And the link was wrong.

fixed http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.msg18599#msg18599 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.msg18599#msg18599)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:46:33 PM
sooo....

we're not getting married then?! ???
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
sooo....

we're not getting married then?! ???

Just kidnap him.



I give people a second chance....but I'm more cautious about believing what they say.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:49:20 PM
WTF bitch??!  I thought WE we're gonna get married!  What a slut.  Well, I guess we can spitroast you.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
WTF bitch??!  I thought WE we're gonna get married!  What a slut.  Well, I guess we can spitroast you.


we are!!

he was my back up plan.....


you're only allowed to call me slut when you're donkey punching me.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
how does one do that on skype ?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
I can deal with that.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 06:52:21 PM
TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
sooo....

we're not getting married then?! ???

Just kidnap him.



I give people a second chance....but I'm more cautious about believing what they say.



I give some second chances, a lot of it depends on the severity of the violation.....
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
Not to be too on-topic, but I'd say that you can probably give someone another shot, but there's always gonna be that thing at the back of your mind that stops you from ever fully trusting them again.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 07:02:30 PM
Online - one chance

Offline - Can't answer that.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: maryJ on April 20, 2009, 07:08:39 PM
Not to be too on-topic, but I'd say that you can probably give someone another shot, but there's always gonna be that thing at the back of your mind that stops you from ever fully trusting them again.

I agree with this....

taking it one step further, if the trust violator was someone you were in a relationship with- could you carry on in a relationship with them?

would you ever be able to have a happy and trusting relationship again?!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 07:14:42 PM
As was said, depends how big the betrayal of trust.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
As was said, depends how big the betrayal of trust.

And what kind of relationship it is and what's at stake, etc.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:19:36 PM
If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?



I'm very very hesitant to trust anyone again aftet they have lied once. I hardly ever give people the benefit of the doubt. I've already been in a situation where I 110% trusted someone, but it turns out that they lied to me over and over.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 07:49:55 PM
Computer : BIOS - OS - Programs

My trust is a program. When a person lies to me they are forcing a patch on my trust.exe. Now being human, my BIOS can be affected by a corrupt patch, but thats never happened, at most must trust.exe locks up.

I tell people to fuck off after lying to me becuase they are fucking with my brain, more than the content of the lie.

(work in progress, train of thought not complete.)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
how does one do that on skype ?
they sell accessories, like webcams.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 07:52:26 PM
when you break the trust, the relationship is over. You'll be searching for a new partner now, thanks
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:54:13 PM
If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?
I simply don't trust them anymore in THAT ASPECT of life.

If someone says they'll save a bottle of tequila for sharing with others, and they don't, then I'll still trust them to pick me up at the airport the next time I come to visit.
If someone says it'll be okay for an American to walk around in Hiroshima, and it isn't, then I'll still trust them to order my beers for me.

Just some examples.  :)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
taking it one step further, if the trust violator was someone you were in a relationship with- could you carry on in a relationship with them?

would you ever be able to have a happy and trusting relationship again?!

If they lied about some aspect of the relationship (love, sex, money, time, interests), then that bridge is burnt.  It doesn't mean all of the bridges burn, though.

If someone says they're just going to visit a friend, and they end up making out with the dude all afternoon, then I'll still trust them to show up to a party that they invited me to where I don't know anyone.

So, in this case:  if sex is important to the relationship, then it either needs to change form or dissolve.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
how does one do that on skype ?
they sell accessories, like webcams.

I just pic'd something that looks like a pez despenser.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:59:14 PM
Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.
I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:10:24 PM
Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.
I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.
Yep, but it seems to be an okay place, I just cant get my humor across within the rules. I does seem to move slow though.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
have you tried using smileys?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:19:54 PM
NO !
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...

In Georgia, huh?

That's where I'm gonna make Dave drive me to. I'm a coming to get me a treehugger...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:25:19 PM
Watchout for the chainsaw.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 08:51:05 PM
I bring me own...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 08:54:52 PM
300 quatloos says, she'll make you cry.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...

In Georgia, huh?

That's where I'm gonna make Dave drive me to. I'm a coming to get me a treehugger...
I just picture a drugged, homeless Australian wandering the streets of Atlanta.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 09:01:34 PM
Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 20, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
What's trust?

Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 09:26:01 PM
Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!

Lies.


HoJo you are quickly becoming my favorite......sorry Zoomie.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 09:31:26 PM
HoJo you are quickly becoming my favorite......sorry Zoomie.
Favorite what exactly ? Any Fav list that Zoomie heads isnt something most people would want to be on.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
haha!

I will forever be nice to him...so he will always be on the list. 



Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 20, 2009, 09:46:49 PM
nice dodge.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 09:48:53 PM
nice dodge.

I was always good at dodge ball as a kid.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 09:50:40 PM
Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!

Lies.


Meh, whatever.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 09:52:29 PM
Mostly because I care about nothing!

You'd care if ve cut off your chonson!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
Meh... so I'd have to pee sitting down.

It aint like it's getting a huge amount of use anyways, and that's fine with me.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 09:55:56 PM
Meh... so I'd have to pee sitting down.

It aint like it's getting a huge amount of use anyways, and that's fine with me.

Well damn, maybe I can't make you cry. 
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 20, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
You can make me laugh...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: treehugger on April 20, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
that's a given
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 10:26:29 PM
you can make him drink inappropriate amounts of strange brews
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 10:37:45 PM
she's a witch of trouble in electric blue
in her own mad mind she's in love with zoom
with zoom
now what zoom gonna do?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
I don't trust anyone anymore.  I just don't care enough.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
You and me both. Let's get married.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 12:25:36 AM
that will end well.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 21, 2009, 03:29:07 AM
The thought of Sasha in Aussie made me laugh so hard I almost got snot on my screen
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 05:29:33 AM
that will end well.

Unhappily ever after!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 07:05:03 AM
Yeah. Constantly arguing whether it's weed night or heroin night...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 08:13:49 AM
I'm off the weed...

I'm off the smokes as well.

We'll see how long either of those last, eh?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 21, 2009, 08:19:35 AM
You went turkey ?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 08:38:06 AM
Nicely played Ian. Congrats.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 09:35:34 AM
Yeah, I did it before, and it was easy enough for the first week... when the edge comes, I'll hit the patches.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 09:36:24 AM
Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:38:48 AM
I don't trust anyone anymore.  I just don't care enough.

me?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:38:57 AM
Favorite what exactly ?

I would say "angry old men", but I think she's talking about LGers in general.
We're all becoming affectionate for one another.

Eventually, there will be a baby scare, and shit will get real.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 09:40:58 AM
Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

Back in the A-S days, she posted about a punk rock shorty that was going to emerge from her vagina... One of the greatest threads ever lost to time.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 21, 2009, 09:44:33 AM
I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

I meant a HF/LG baby.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 21, 2009, 09:48:25 AM
So i was right.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 10:02:05 AM
Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

Back in the A-S days, she posted about a punk rock shorty that was going to emerge from her vagina... One of the greatest threads ever lost to time.

bahahaha I remember that.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 10:13:17 AM
I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.

That's my job.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 10:14:30 AM
Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.

this made me a little bit moist.

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
how does one do that on skype ?
they sell accessories, like webcams.

I just pic'd something that looks like a pez despenser.

http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/index.shtml.html (http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/index.shtml.html)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 21, 2009, 10:16:03 AM
I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.
That's my job.

Youre going to get knocked.... ..          ........my hearts not in it tonight.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 10:16:32 AM
you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

now i understand why you didn't want me to shave...
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 10:23:55 AM
you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

now i understand why you didn't want me to shave...

Look, man, I tried to give you your in and you FUCKED IT UP.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: tricky on April 21, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
Good job, Luke. Real good!


Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
:'(
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 21, 2009, 11:00:51 AM
On trust: Never trust a junkie.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: psychopathetic on April 21, 2009, 11:18:41 AM
On trust: Never trust a junkie.

Sorry, Dyl. I wouldn't trust you to pick up my dry cleaning.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 21, 2009, 02:56:32 PM
If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?
I've never been lied to like that. I know some of my friends have lied to me, I'm sure my parents have and I know that my brother has definitely but it's white lies. I've never had someone tell me something particularly vicious to hurt me. I've never been cheated on and I've never had to stop talking to someone because of lies.

But one of my friends is a terrible fucking liar. She doesn't lie to hurt me, she lies to everyone to make herself seem cooler, more dignified etc. She says stupid shit and she gets called out on it, a lot. I don't like it but I don't do anything about it. White lies, afterall.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
Good job, Luke. Real good!

Yeah. Cool hand, Luke.

On trust: Never trust a junkie.

"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

I've never been cheated on

You believe.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.

this made me a little bit moist.

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

Ahhh, the one beard I can grow! WOOHOO!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 08:26:37 PM
I have kind of a surplus of facial hair. You want some?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: kc on April 21, 2009, 09:13:14 PM
Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.
I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.
Yep, but it seems to be an okay place, I just cant get my humor across within the rules. I does seem to move slow though.

it's a different language...a different breed.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: fitzy21 on April 21, 2009, 10:18:42 PM
you break my trust i drop you out of my life

simple as that
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 12:48:10 AM
asl?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 12:51:59 AM
Boobs?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 22, 2009, 02:34:34 PM
You believe.
If I've never been out with anyone I can't have been cheated on.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 04:57:19 PM
Susan? Susan Boyle? Is that you?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 22, 2009, 05:09:17 PM
Susan? Susan Boyle? Is that you?
I can't sing.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 05:55:06 PM
Genesis - I Can't Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 11:43:47 AM
You believe.
If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.
how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 11:46:13 AM
Indian. She's indian. And young. I guessing now she had typical Indian parents.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 03:35:23 PM
You believe.
If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.
how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.
And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 03:55:02 PM
You believe.
If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.
how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.
And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?

It wasn't but, holy hell, you've just moved into the #1 favorite spot on my "HF" list!
AWESOME.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 06:37:04 PM
I'm wondering about her age, too. Old enough to remember when that Genesis song came out? I'm guessing not.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 25, 2009, 06:42:34 PM
hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 08:00:56 AM
hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.
What? Fah-q couldn't, unless the age in his profile is wrong.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 12:24:47 PM
The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 01:08:21 PM
The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.
At least 29/30 now I'd say. I've never heard of parents younger than that.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 01:09:35 PM
So you're 14ish?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 01:12:52 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece)

No, 16.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 01:16:05 PM
Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air elements.  As a measurement, it must be a number.

There are many different kinds of numbers - natural, real, complex...

So, the first way we could get an "N/A" age would be for someone to have an age that is defined as a complex number ( 16 + 5i ).

Now, assuming the age is a real number, it could also be microscopically small, such that the value is not applicable.  An age shorter than the planck time (~5.4x 10-44 sec) would allow for that.

And finally, assuming that the age is a real number that is larger than a unit of planck time, the only other option I can see (without getting into calculus) would be for the age to be a fraction with a denominator of 0.  However, I think that would imply that the unit of time used to measure her age would be unrepresentable within our coordinate space.



so, long story short:  she could be a figment of your imagination, that's the only way.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
...have to have...
Have.
marvelous!  *clap clap clap*
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 01:24:38 PM
Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.
.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 03:11:14 PM
Even if its by accident.
still sad that i missed the picture of that!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.
pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.
pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.

When you get to be Zoomie's age, a few hours every month can mean a lot!!

Zing!  :D
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 05:07:35 PM
How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 05:15:57 PM
How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?
I bet he was!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
Yes, he was. Just not into anybody. Not for another 2 years after that!
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 05:21:50 PM
How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?
You underestimate my pre-natal stalking skills.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 05:32:32 PM
Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.
I didn't realise it was physically possible to have children at 12.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 05:37:50 PM
You do now. 4 years too late.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Drugmoth on April 26, 2009, 06:48:31 PM
Phil Collins is fucking creepy.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 27, 2009, 04:20:03 AM
Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 05:56:18 AM
Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.
.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?
They're certainly younger than me.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:59:57 AM
Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: mosh on April 30, 2009, 05:02:26 AM
Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: underclass on April 30, 2009, 05:04:23 AM
Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

he sells a delicious grilled octopus tentacle.
Title: Re: Trust
Post by: Tru on April 30, 2009, 06:25:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns#lq-hq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns#lq-hq)

Phil Collins is fucking creepy.
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Post by: Tru on April 30, 2009, 06:46:15 AM
this ones great

Genesis - Land Of Confusion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0&feature=channel#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 09:00:58 AM
Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? What have you learned since THEN?"
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Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 10:02:53 AM
All of the above.
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Post by: underclass on April 30, 2009, 12:03:40 PM
she learned where a good dry-cleaner is
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Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.
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Post by: ttfg on May 04, 2009, 06:43:40 PM
I hope it rains.
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Post by: mosh on May 05, 2009, 07:13:12 AM
I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.

Dave, this is the prototype for your disposable buisness suit.
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Post by: Nitya on May 05, 2009, 11:19:18 AM
But one of my friends is a terrible fucking liar. She doesn't lie to hurt me, she lies to everyone to make herself seem cooler, more dignified etc. She says stupid shit and she gets called out on it, a lot. I don't like it but I don't do anything about it. White lies, afterall.
I take this back.

Today she told me she was pregnant. Fucking bullshit. I told her I didn't believe it. She was doing it for attention. See, other people believe her because they don't think she has any reason to lie but this is the second fucking time someone has said something to me like this and it irritates the hell outta me. They were discussing options for what to do with the baby! I mean, for hells sake. Why are people so blind?

Also, now she's just trying to seem more 'out there'.
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Post by: mosh on May 06, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
Push her down a flight of stairs. Then you'll know for sure.
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Post by: underclass on May 06, 2009, 05:54:06 AM
that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 06, 2009, 08:06:07 AM
that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

which girl? i thought all the tits were pretty good. a good range, i'd say.
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Post by: underclass on May 06, 2009, 08:22:55 AM
Mina Suvari
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 06, 2009, 08:45:16 AM
that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

also, this quote reminds me of a deep thoughts quote by jack handey.