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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 04:34:51 PM

Title: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
I was on of their biggest fans.  Not just for Stern. I was there in inaugurate the Punk Channel, the All Rolling Stones Channel, The All Led Zeppelin Channel, and I collected signatures on petitions to end the All Grateful Dead Channel and end the All Springsteen Channel after three years because lets face it, no one wants to hear the fuckin dead and you can only deal with Bruce Springsteen for so long...

They charged me like $50 to set up two radios and I paid my subscription faithfully for over three years. But in these troubling financial times I had to cancel them both. Hey man, times are tough. And today I got a collection notice for $90 in cancellation fees.

CANCELLATION FEES? You're going to charge me because I DON'T use your service anymore?

Tell you what, send the heavy breathing fat black chick from NCO Financial Systems, Inc over here to suck $90 out of my shitpipe and you can keep it. Fuckers.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 21, 2009, 04:43:15 PM
Man, what fucking bullshit.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: FAH-Q on April 21, 2009, 05:31:50 PM
because lets face it, no one wants to hear the fuckin dead

Hey, I do. But not constantly. I can't imagine wanting an all-anything channel, actually. I rarely even make all-anything CDs.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
I bought a lifetime subscription ...
It's so much easier ...

Additionally, the Mandatory Metallica all of last month kicked ass ...
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
lifetime subscription

Perhaps in the future.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 21, 2009, 05:51:20 PM
lifetime subscription

Perhaps in the future.

If they last.  I am going to bet on no.

I had a membership at two different points and was never charged a cancellation fee.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 05:52:40 PM
So then...

suck $90 out of my shitpipe
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 03:57:23 AM
So stop paying them... they cut you off and everythings good.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: underclass on April 22, 2009, 03:59:56 AM
check their agreement contract out, they most likely can't do anything
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 06:58:14 AM
So stop paying them... they cut you off and everythings good.

Stop paying them... why didn't I think of that! Dude, I terminated my subscription in JANUARY.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 07:16:10 AM
See, I'm full of great ideas.

Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 09:22:29 AM
Zoomie, if I were you I'd stop paying them.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
Zoomie, if I were you I'd stop paying them.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 09:25:26 AM
Fucking BRILLIANT!
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 09:32:34 AM
Sorry, I'm fucking with you.

You said that you went to cancel, and they slugged you $90 to fuck them off. Does that mean you said fuck off, I'll keep the sub going, or did you just ignore their slug?

Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 09:35:29 AM
He cancelled, they mailed him a bill for $90, he laughed at it and tossed in the trash.

But I still think he should just stop paying them.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 09:36:36 AM
If thats the case, wipe your arse on it and post it back
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 22, 2009, 09:44:50 AM
BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP PAYING THEM MAN!!!
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 09:47:27 AM
I have a better idea.
 
Say he's changed his name to Dylan Joseph of a basement in Waterville ME.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 09:52:06 AM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 09:56:34 AM
The part of the postman that impregnated his mother.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 01:44:30 PM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many GoblinKnob Josephs could there be?

*snickers*
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
hehehe
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 09:54:47 PM
MOTHERFUCKERS I STOPPED PAYING THEM IN JANUARY!!!
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 22, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
Pay them with $90 worth of weaponized small pox.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 09:59:50 PM
I wonder how much human feces I could overnight to Sirius/XM headquarters in Manhattan for $90?
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 22, 2009, 10:01:35 PM
For $60, you can get a roundtrip bus ticket, go up there and smear your shit all over their window, or maybe shit in the lobby, then get an awesome lunch with the remaining $30 you saved.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
This is why I value your counsel.

Wanna jump nekkid with me next weekend?
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 22, 2009, 10:11:27 PM
Nekkid jumping?

Sounds terrifying.  What's the occasion?
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:17:10 PM
Beltaine. Nekkid FIRE jumping.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
And don't give me any of your gall bladder bullshit, Gallen jumped the fire a month after a liver transplant.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 22, 2009, 10:19:09 PM
Ha.  Yeah, I'm cleared for everything but lifting shit anyway.

I love fire but I hate naked.  Makes for quite the dilemna.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 22, 2009, 10:21:38 PM
You're so provincial. All the weight you've lost in the last 8 months recently reappeared in my navel region. Stop smoking, start eating.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 23, 2009, 04:08:57 AM
I understand you distaste for dining as a passtime, but, god it can be great.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:38:33 AM
No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 23, 2009, 06:41:48 AM
Living large.

Dont let Sirius find out.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: daisymae on April 23, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
Did you sign a contract with them, and did they mention there would be cancellation fees?

They probably send that to everyone and receive half money on half of them. I call money scam.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Drugmoth on April 23, 2009, 09:32:09 AM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: daisymae on April 23, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.

I read that as "Nascar"...vroom vroom
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Nitya on April 23, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.
Hell yea. If I was on Deathrow mutter paneer with a good few pooris would be my final meal.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 04:16:58 AM
Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:02:21 AM
Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina filled with Lexington Steele's BBC.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM
Post by: mosh on April 24, 2009, 07:20:30 AM
Damn.

Fail again.