All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

You're just jealous that my problem is temporary.

Enjoy your lifelong companionship, and say hello to the little fellers for me when they stop by to harass you!

Dear Kyle,

Dear Nick,

For every poem written for some emo, transgendered loser, I rub one out.

All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

You're just jealous that my problem is temporary.

Enjoy your lifelong companionship, and say hello to the little fellers for me when they stop by to harass you!

They stop by every five years or more.  Have fun with your daily dilemma.

WOWZRZ!..!.
BEST.BANTR.EVAR!!!>;;!!!

All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

Jesus Christ am i the only one on the board that doesn't have an std?

No.

Does she want one?

No but Kyle wants to give her one.

and she's not getting dicked by another dude.

she just was warm and fuzzy and had a glow about her

Hmm...

Uh.

I met her mother last night.

Srsly.

wow Kyle, you're just like a real 15 year old now

Hahaha!

Jesus Christ am i the only one on the board that doesn't have an std?

Thankfully not.

Dear Kyle,

I so wanna stab you in the neck right now ...

All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

Jesus Christ am i the only one on the board that doesn't have an std?

I'm the only other ...
Let's do anal!!!

and she's not getting dicked by another dude.

she just was warm and fuzzy and had a glow about her

Hmm...

Hmm...

Bagman, can I design your girlfriend's/ soon-to-be fiancee's wedding dress?

Hahaha. Funny.

I'm going to be in denial of my situation, just like I was with virgin-slayer. It might be time to break it off soon... she's getting too close to me. 

This just in from the future... On a news teaser Bagman's neighbors describe how he was such a nice guy, real quiet, but a bit of a loner, and how surprised they are. Full story at 10.

Why don't you ask the girl to be your girlfriend? Why would it be such a bad thing for you to have a girlfriend? Why are you so commitment-phobic? If she's hot, a good lay, fun to be around, sweet, nice, etc, then WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Why don't you ask the girl to be your girlfriend? Why would it be such a bad thing for you to have a girlfriend? Why are you so commitment-phobic? If she's hot, a good lay, fun to be around, sweet, nice, and hasn't dumped you despite the crap growing on your junk, then WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Because he's such a stud he needs to go pick up a few more STDs from random bitches.

This just in from the future... On a news teaser Bagman's neighbors describe how he was such a nice guy, real quiet, but a bit of a loner, and how surprised they are. Full story at 10.

That's why.

This just in from the future... On a news teaser Bagman's neighbors describe about the awful stench that his cat hording caused. Animal rescue gets involved. Full story at 10.

What was that post 10 years ago, from the future, that found him living in a single-wide in the outback, his Acura all rusted out, living on bad pizza, regretting his poor choices?

I love it when prophecies come true...

Next time you introduce her to someone, say, "Bob, this is my girlfriend Sue. Sue, this is my friend Bob."

HEY, THAT WAS MY IDEA.

You're just jealous that my problem is temporary.

As Molloscum Contagiosum is a virus, your problem is not temporary. 

Yes, it was indeed your idea. It is a brilliant one that bagman should probably use.

I thought you knew science? What kind of dumbass thinks just because something is a virus that it isn't temporary? Do you still have the chicken pox you got as a kid?

Molloscum certainly likes to overstay it's welcome, but it does go away eventually... as I stated earlier in the thread.

I thought you knew science? What kind of dumbass thinks just because something is a virus that it isn't temporary? Do you still have the chicken pox you got as a kid?

Yes, you do still have some chicken pox viruses floating around in your system from when you were a kid.  You also have newer chicken pox viruses from other people spreading it to you through daily contact, plus some mutants from the original childhood illness.

What keeps you alive is the constant vigilance of your immune system.  This is why diseases which attack your immune system (such as HIV) rarely kill a person directly; such a disease disables your body's ability to defend against many of the things which have come to reside in it (or will come to reside in it through daily contact) over time.

Molloscum certainly likes to overstay it's welcome, but it does go away eventually... as I stated earlier in the thread.

Do you imagine that when there are no symptoms of a disease, that you cannot catch said disease from a carrier?

For all practical intents and purposes, it goes away. You no longer show any symptoms, and you can no longer infect others.

i never new that

so the fact that I get bad bacterial ear infections twice every summer here means I'm just susceptible to those bacterium in the heat and not that my ears were  not cured last time?

For all practical intents and purposes, it goes away. You no longer show any symptoms, and you can no longer infect others.

So, are you conceding that I am not COMPLETELY ignorant of biological science, and that I'm merely splitting a hair finer than you chose to do?