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does she know of your penchant for sucking dick?
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She's likely young enough to think it's nice that he's open minded
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Well it is nice that he's open minded. But I'm gathering that this one isn't a virgin and she knows what a dick tastes like. So yeah, brush before you kiss her.


Boobs on n00bs(Read 3342 times)
Boobs on n00bs on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
OK, Resso, Rat, let's see the bitchtits.

(work with me, guys. I'm starting at the bottom and will work us up to some Geek jugs. If everyone else shows theirs, she can't say no, right?)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 07:58:08 PM
Think again, old man. Isn't my buttcrack enough?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I DID almost drop a butterknife down it Saturday afternoon...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 08:01:23 PM


well, now Ive ruined this thread.

Sorry  :-[



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
You are a SMELLY pirate hooker.

Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 08:04:11 PM by Zoomie »
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
youre welcome



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 12:43:06 AM
Woah.  I am just woah.



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Everybody knows you're supposed to use a spoon. That way when you bust your nut...
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:17:45 AM by bagman »



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
So you can spoon feed her from your pierced with a sword cock?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:46:37 AM
That just made my cock hurt.