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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Boobs on n00bs(Read 3340 times)
Boobs on n00bs on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
OK, Resso, Rat, let's see the bitchtits.

(work with me, guys. I'm starting at the bottom and will work us up to some Geek jugs. If everyone else shows theirs, she can't say no, right?)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 07:58:08 PM
Think again, old man. Isn't my buttcrack enough?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I DID almost drop a butterknife down it Saturday afternoon...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 08:01:23 PM


well, now Ive ruined this thread.

Sorry  :-[



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
You are a SMELLY pirate hooker.

Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 08:04:11 PM by Zoomie »
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
youre welcome



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 12:43:06 AM
Woah.  I am just woah.



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Everybody knows you're supposed to use a spoon. That way when you bust your nut...
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:17:45 AM by bagman »



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
So you can spoon feed her from your pierced with a sword cock?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:46:37 AM
That just made my cock hurt.