Tell the judge you were on your way home from an alien probing and the alcohol was medicinal. And wear the tinfoil hat.

Problem solved.

It'll only work if I can bring my cat along.

Dear New Jersey Transit,
Temporary delays my ass.
You've been temporarily delayed the entire year.
Now stop fucking around and give us real warnings like:
"White dudes mean trouble at 2AM"
"Pissing in the corners results in fines"
or
"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Stop. Hammertime.

Just stopped in to my apartment for a breather and then it's back to the bars in 30 minutes to renew a relationship with my permanent accessory.

I'm going sober for a while

I went sober yesterday. Today, aw fuck it.

I've not had a drop of alcohol in just over two months.

I've been drinking.

Dear New Jersey Transit,
Temporary delays my ass.
You've been temporarily delayed the entire year.
Now stop fucking around and give us real warnings like:
"White dudes mean trouble at 2AM"
"Pissing in the corners results in fines"
or
"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

ROFLMAO!!!

DAMN!  You're teh funneh when I'm drunk!!!

I'm going sober for a while

"sup with dat?

I went sober yesterday. Today, aw fuck it.

Yeah.  I won't do THREE posts, 'cuz if I DO?  rofl!!!

My, MAN!!!

I've not had a drop of alcohol in just over two months.

Shall I send the bottle of Drambuie?

I've been drinking.

Wow.

Man, WHEN are you going to do a BLOG?!?  YOU, my friend, are EVERYONE's fantasy!  Even if you have to go home, alone?  I'd STILL be you in a heartbeat!!!  I have hands, AND I'm ambidextrous!  rofl

Not just that, but you are so fucking hands-down COOL!  The only REAL Hipster that I can claim a semi-friendship with!

Well, I mean, other than Zoomer and Tru!    But they're MEAN!  I have to keep THAT a secret...  rofl!!!

The only appropriate celebratory inebriant at the moment is JD. And I'm on my third. Let's see where the night takes us shall we?

Fuck roaches.


I mean the insects of course.

I'm going sober for a while

I've almost made a week. A week counts as "a while", right?













Please.

I wish I wanted to be an auto mechanic. I think they must be the happiest people ever.

I'm going sober for a while

I've almost made a week. A week counts as "a while", right?













Please.

Of course it does!  It's a LONG time, when you're not used to having to say No to it, and when you just basically LIKEEE it.

Did you get grouchy?  lol  Man, I can't drink when I go to the ranch, right?  My dad's an alchie ~ yeah, the apple didn't fall from the tree ~ and honestly believes that I just Go Crazy if both of us are drinking, so I can't drink when I go there.  Anyway, I got UBER grouchy this time around, but I was physically hurting, too, so.

Are you trying to completely quit drinking, Nick?  From what I remember, that would be awfully hard in Japanese society,

but speaking as someone who has quit, several times, and for extended periods of time,

(for college; to be a big, burly truck driver)

I can tell you this:  If you need any help (crazy as that might sound, me being the way I am! ), I'll help in any way I can!

Stumbling is NOT jumping off of a cliff.

I was straight and sober for 7 years, didn't get a fucking thing done.

I'm not addicted, I just have a bad habit of downing too many beers the evening before an 8am ball game. I need to manage myself more.

I'm tried, stressed and there's not a drop in the house. I'm also not drinking this week. FML

I'm tried, stressed and there's not a drop in the house. I'm also not drinking this week. FML

now I'm just tired

LOL

Here it is 6:23 am and I'm currently sucking down the remains of last nights left over forty.
Looking forward to a full days work and riding my new bike.
Lets just see how that turns out mister not addicted.
 

I'm down to one beer, but I have a half bottle of wine and some Grouse if need be.

Man!

Can i be YOU???

Truly!

Jiust for a week!!!

I have unlimited herb and booze, but YOU...

Have I told you that I fucking HATE you, lately?

rofl!!!

Down to the one beer and Grouse, but it's just about quittin' time anyhow.

Just drank a bottle of some shitty pre-mixed mojito thing that I bought because I felt bad for the girl standing in the liquor store trying to sell it. 

This weekend is going to be a train wreck.  After I told myself 4 in a row was enough.

I got fitshaced today at my sister's house. I just stopped by at about 4pm to say hey and we ended up smoking a bunch and drinking a bunch of ciders and beers, then eventually we got pizza and ribs and wings and more booze and a couple bootleg movies. I passed out around 9pm about 2/3 of the way through Prince of Persia, woke up about midnight and now I'm home, fairly sober but working on that.

The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today


Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits, shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.

started drinking awamori to try and take my mind of work and now I'm contemplating going to the corner store and buying another bottle.I have a client meeting in 8 hours. this isbad

So how did it go?

Got piss assed today and tried to make my DUI school tonight  but ended up an hour late and toasted.

 Hefeydd  let me sigh in anyway.

Seriously, what breed of tardlett does that?