Sweet, my first customer!

Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

Man, piss flaps is 1983...

Or is the US usually 26 years behind in new developments in the English language?

It's early to mid 1990s for me...

EDIT: Maybe it's making a comeback?

Elton John - Circle Of Life (High Quality)

Piss fenders, meat curtains, mud flaps... I just want to put my cock in between them, the names mean nothing.

Agreed ...

Retro is IN, dude!

Aaron is popular !

Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

You piece of hipster trash.

I'm sure that really hurts coming from "AustinDude" ...

While he laughs at me the rest of the world laughs at him.

i gave my boyfriend a sloppy, naughty blowjob this morning at 7am before he went to work. i think that shooting a big load deep into the back of my throat started his day the right way.

I don't go all the way with blow jobs anymore.  I'd rather have sex.

Sometime, if it's in the cards, sure ...
... most times, I'm all for sex

That's one advantage of being male. Making a woman come orally pretty much guarantees that she'll be in the mood for some dick, in my experience.

I'd quote that, however, I really don't have to ...
^5

truth.

Who sings you got to lick it before you stick it i know there is an older version but i want the one from the 90s?

But seriously though, Si is right. There's nothing like a pussy that's all sloppy wet and just had it's big O to stick your dick in.

there's nothing like getting a good tongue-lashing orgasm, and then getting a big hard cock shoved into your pussy. surely it's what happens in girl heaven.

that and manicures, I think there will be manicures.

Obviously you haven't had t3h sex0r yet.

Yea, manicures cost money, sex pays you.... I mean... wait.. what?

hahaha ...

Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!

Hey Kyle:  Still have feelings?  Because, yknow.

hahaha ...

Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.

perhaps... but morals? seriously?

I know; and HERE of all places?

Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.

Rock on, Tin Man!