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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


THIS FORUM--(Read 19087 times)
Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #60 on: October 25, 2009, 03:36:17 PM
Sweet, my first customer!



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #61 on: October 25, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.
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Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #62 on: October 25, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

Man, piss flaps is 1983...

Or is the US usually 26 years behind in new developments in the English language?



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #63 on: October 25, 2009, 04:35:14 PM
It's early to mid 1990s for me...

EDIT: Maybe it's making a comeback?
« Last Edit: October 25, 2009, 04:35:58 PM by Doormouse »



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #64 on: October 25, 2009, 05:17:26 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #65 on: October 25, 2009, 05:51:28 PM
Piss fenders, meat curtains, mud flaps... I just want to put my cock in between them, the names mean nothing.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #66 on: October 25, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
Agreed ...

Retro is IN, dude!
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Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #67 on: October 25, 2009, 08:27:49 PM
Aaron is popular !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #68 on: October 25, 2009, 09:17:08 PM
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.

You piece of hipster trash.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #69 on: October 25, 2009, 09:59:30 PM
I'm sure that really hurts coming from "AustinDude" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #70 on: October 25, 2009, 10:31:46 PM
While he laughs at me the rest of the world laughs at him.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #71 on: October 27, 2009, 06:34:16 PM
i gave my boyfriend a sloppy, naughty blowjob this morning at 7am before he went to work. i think that shooting a big load deep into the back of my throat started his day the right way.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #72 on: October 28, 2009, 07:20:29 AM
I don't go all the way with blow jobs anymore.  I'd rather have sex.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #73 on: October 28, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Sometime, if it's in the cards, sure ...
... most times, I'm all for sex
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #74 on: October 28, 2009, 07:14:32 PM
That's one advantage of being male. Making a woman come orally pretty much guarantees that she'll be in the mood for some dick, in my experience.
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Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #75 on: October 28, 2009, 11:19:46 PM
I'd quote that, however, I really don't have to ...
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #76 on: October 29, 2009, 01:23:12 AM
truth.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #77 on: October 29, 2009, 08:02:19 AM



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #78 on: October 29, 2009, 08:05:32 AM
But seriously though, Si is right. There's nothing like a pussy that's all sloppy wet and just had it's big O to stick your dick in.
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Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #79 on: October 29, 2009, 03:53:06 PM
there's nothing like getting a good tongue-lashing orgasm, and then getting a big hard cock shoved into your pussy. surely it's what happens in girl heaven.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #80 on: October 29, 2009, 04:13:27 PM
that and manicures, I think there will be manicures.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #81 on: October 29, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Obviously you haven't had t3h sex0r yet.
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Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #82 on: October 29, 2009, 05:47:55 PM
Yea, manicures cost money, sex pays you.... I mean... wait.. what?



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #83 on: October 29, 2009, 06:55:32 PM
hahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #84 on: April 06, 2012, 11:58:59 AM
Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!
Hey Kyle:  Still have feelings?  Because, yknow.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #85 on: April 07, 2012, 02:29:49 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #86 on: April 14, 2012, 09:11:55 PM
Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #87 on: April 15, 2012, 06:28:11 AM
perhaps... but morals? seriously?



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #88 on: April 16, 2012, 12:57:11 AM
I know; and HERE of all places?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: THIS FORUM-- Reply #89 on: April 24, 2012, 04:01:43 PM
Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.

Rock on, Tin Man!
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