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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


If I could give you all a gift...(Read 9080 times)
If I could give you all a gift... on: March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM
It would be this book:
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I don't know if Empscum is mentioned in the book or not since I've never actually read it.

Perhaps someone could make some Emspcum Spaghetti  at the Spring Equinox and give a review?


you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
almost worth buying to give to emp at the equinox thing.  i just wouldn't want to see my mailman's face when he delivered it.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 11:27:47 PM
Man, I would invite people over for dinner and leave that laying out on the coffee table.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 12:12:08 AM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 05:37:43 AM
Hey Ian, remember that cream-cheese based pizza that fucked you up? w3rd
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 05:58:43 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking so...

Crazy Japanese pizza makers.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 09:49:32 AM
i could get behind cooking with breastmilk. the benefits are endless. semen? meh. maybe.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
think of it as condensed milk mixed with kimchi
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

So, when are you invitiing us over for the circle-jerk?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2009, 05:08:01 PM by Thrash »
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:47:00 PM
Whenever, just don't expect me to participate. I'll videotape though to share with our fellow LG-ers.  ;)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 09:57:35 PM
Someone's gotta do the milking...

That someone is you!



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:48 PM
Circle jerk = jerk off = masturbation = me not touching!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 11:39:42 PM
What fun is that?
And what delicious dish will you be making to enjoy with the milkings?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:51 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

That, and the fact that, at this moment, their site's down ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 01:28:15 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

hahaha
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 03:07:08 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

That depends... whos been eating asparagus?



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
...or pineapple!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 10:14:50 AM
... or kiwi
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 04:07:41 PM
... or semen!
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Quote
kiwi

hold the phone...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 11:53:17 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

You could get a much higher yield from horses.  It would take a lot less time and effort.

Just sayin....
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 01:38:49 PM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same


It's amazing that I totally missed just how clever and well-placed that joke really was first time I read it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #26 on: March 21, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
Yeah I didn't say anything earlier, but that was pretty damn funny.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
inorite

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #28 on: March 21, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
I just gave you one, if that helps ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 10:47:00 PM
i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

is that the only flood you're expecting, with a joke like that?
Like yours.  Only different.