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If I could give you all a gift... on: March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM

It would be this book:
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I don't know if Empscum is mentioned in the book or not since I've never actually read it.

Perhaps someone could make some Emspcum Spaghetti at the Spring Equinox and give a review?

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 11:02:38 PM

almost worth buying to give to emp at the equinox thing. i just wouldn't want to see my mailman's face when he delivered it.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 11:27:47 PM

Man, I would invite people over for dinner and leave that laying out on the coffee table.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

hahahaha ...

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM

I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM

How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 05:37:43 AM

Hey Ian, remember that cream-cheese based pizza that fucked you up? w3rd

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 05:58:43 AM

Yeah, I'm thinking so...

Crazy Japanese pizza makers.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM

Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM

How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 09:49:32 AM

i could get behind cooking with breastmilk. the benefits are endless. semen? meh. maybe.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 09:52:02 AM

think of it as condensed milk mixed with kimchi

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM

Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

So, when are you invitiing us over for the circle-jerk?

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:47:00 PM

Whenever, just don't expect me to participate. I'll videotape though to share with our fellow LG-ers.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 09:57:35 PM

Someone's gotta do the milking...

That someone is you!

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:48 PM

Circle jerk = jerk off = masturbation = me not touching!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

What fun is that?
And what delicious dish will you be making to enjoy with the milkings?

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM

Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Tru on March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM

I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

That, and the fact that, at this moment, their site's down ...

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 01:28:15 AM

Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM

Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

hahaha

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 03:07:08 AM

Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM

Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

That depends... whos been eating asparagus?

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 04:53:15 PM

...or pineapple!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

... or kiwi

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 04:07:41 PM

... or semen!

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 07:40:30 PM

Quote

kiwi

hold the phone...

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 11:53:17 AM

Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM

Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

You could get a much higher yield from horses. It would take a lot less time and effort.

Just sayin....

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM

Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

It's amazing that I totally missed just how clever and well-placed that joke really was first time I read it ...

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #26 on: March 21, 2009, 01:59:03 PM

Yeah I didn't say anything earlier, but that was pretty damn funny.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM

inorite

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

I just gave you one, if that helps ...

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 10:47:00 PM

Quote from: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

is that the only flood you're expecting, with a joke like that?