One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
see what happens when you have a 10 year relationship with a control freak who likes fucking 18 year old sluts on the side?You miss out on all the good shit...
shiiit! i could have had a post office box castle instead of a failed relationship. fucking bummer man!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.