... and i think he's getting REALLY into it until i open my eyes and see my fucking dog humping his face. that kinda ruined the moment.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
see what happens when you have a 10 year relationship with a control freak who likes fucking 18 year old sluts on the side?You miss out on all the good shit...
shiiit! i could have had a post office box castle instead of a failed relationship. fucking bummer man!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.