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Ze Danzig gossip on: December 20, 2009, 07:06:57 AM
Emily turned out to be the biggest disappointment of my life, but at almost the same time I realized that Katie is perfect for me, and she agrees.  I should be meeting her very soon.  We have built a great relationship online and it looks like I'll most likely be with the 17 year old.  w00t.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #1 on: December 20, 2009, 07:17:15 AM
that's great!

Statutory rape charges will be in your future!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #2 on: December 20, 2009, 07:27:15 AM
Nah, sex will not be happening anytime soon.  She is a virgin, I'm infected, and I'm perfectly fine with a no sex relationship with her.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #3 on: December 20, 2009, 07:39:29 AM
Well you seem to be a great judge of character, good luck !
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #4 on: December 20, 2009, 07:43:07 AM
I'm trying to learn from my mistakes, for serial.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #5 on: December 20, 2009, 10:10:33 AM
Wait, what? You're going to continue dating women just to keep up appearances while you suck anonymous cock behind her back?

That's just wrong, Dylan. I thought we all raised you better than that...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #6 on: December 20, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
What one is Emily?  ???
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #7 on: December 20, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
The older-than-17-year old.

EDIT: It's all basically the same thing.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2009, 03:39:46 PM by Doormouse »
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #8 on: December 20, 2009, 06:26:05 PM
Danzig is the new bagman.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #9 on: December 20, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
Except Bagman was dying to get laid and Danzig apparently pursues relationships where he won't get laid?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #10 on: December 20, 2009, 09:11:14 PM
its like the inverse of bagman. i cant keep up ??? ???
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #11 on: December 20, 2009, 09:18:23 PM
You have built a great relationship online.  What year is this? 1998?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #12 on: December 20, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
Yeah ...

Let me get out my crystal ball here and have a look-see ...



Hmmm ....



.... ok, everything's wonderful and will work out just fine!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #13 on: December 20, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 20, 2009, 07:06:57 AM
Emily turned out to be the biggest disappointment of my life, ...

Man, too bad no one predicted that the drug addict from Baltimore would turn out to be a bad choice, otherwise you could have saved yourself some time.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #14 on: December 21, 2009, 12:07:10 AM
hahahaha ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #15 on: December 21, 2009, 11:06:16 AM
Quote from: Thrash on December 20, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
Yeah ...

Let me get out my crystal ball here and have a look-see ...



Hmmm ....



.... ok, everything's wonderful and will work out just fine!

ROFL @ Thrash

Quote from: taiko on December 20, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 20, 2009, 07:06:57 AM
Emily turned out to be the biggest disappointment of my life, ...

Man, too bad no one predicted that the drug addict from Baltimore would turn out to be a bad choice, otherwise you could have saved yourself some time.

Yeah, I learned my lesson. 
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #16 on: December 21, 2009, 11:27:02 AM
You were fat, before you got thin, then fat again, right ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #17 on: December 21, 2009, 11:58:17 AM
Quote from: taiko on December 20, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 20, 2009, 07:06:57 AM
Emily turned out to be the biggest disappointment of my life, ...

Man, too bad no one predicted that the drug addict from Baltimore would turn out to be a bad choice, otherwise you could have saved yourself some time.

I am so upset that this relationship didn't work out.  I would've loved to eventually receive the family photo Christmas card from the heroin addict/speed freak couple from the wrong side of the tracks.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #18 on: December 21, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
Aw man, she's a twilight fan.
I approve.


(I didnt start off planning to fb stalk her, but...Twilight!)
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #19 on: December 21, 2009, 04:27:31 PM
Haha, I taunt her about it all the time.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2009, 04:27:52 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #20 on: December 21, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
Ask her if she enjoyed the Barcelona Olympics. Oh, wait...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #21 on: December 21, 2009, 05:47:41 PM
Huh?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #22 on: December 21, 2009, 05:48:27 PM
Ha
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #23 on: December 21, 2009, 06:45:01 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #24 on: December 21, 2009, 08:49:50 PM
Wow, over my head.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #25 on: December 21, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
« Last Edit: December 21, 2009, 09:57:42 PM by FAH-Q »
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #26 on: December 21, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
ok
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #27 on: December 22, 2009, 12:03:03 AM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #28 on: December 22, 2009, 01:23:34 AM
I still think the last item on that list is the most important, looking back at it now.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #29 on: December 22, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on December 21, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
Ask her if she enjoyed the Barcelona Olympics. Oh, wait...

Ah the Barcelona Olympics, maybe the best time of my life, back when i was a young man....







Wait. what?
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