How did you score one?
Most doctors tell me that they won't touch me until I'm 40 ...

You have to be one of those irritating people that members of the medical profession really hate; You have to keep asking and keep asking until you find a doctor who gives you the answer you want. Also you'll have to get it done outside the political arena of Florida.

Good luck with that.

My general practitioner told me to expect a lotta shit when he wrote the referral to the urologist. But I got none from either doc. They both just asked me if I was sure. Then again if I was really very sure. Told me that vasectomy reversals have a 20% success rate. Asked me if i wanted to freeze some live ones beforehand as a back-up precaution. I answered all their questions and scheduled an appointment for the next week. 20 minute operation, 3 day recovery.

'ow old were you?

Lucky:  What a waste of hot sperm. 

I can still make hot semen with which I could butter your buns, there's just no swimmers in it. Didn't think pregnancy was the part of sex you liked best anyway.

I was 28 when I did it. Listened to "operation" by the circle jerks on a loop during the procedure.

I listened to "Sounds of the Ocean" over and over when I had my abortion.

You know, she's 1y3m younger than I am, been married since '06, and had the baby 01/22/09 ...

Listened to "operation" by the circle jerks on a loop during the procedure.

That is fucking sweet, dude. Both things I mean. The song especially btu also the op itself. If you ever want kdis there are pelnty to adopt. go you!

I would never adopt someone's bratty unwanted child.  I'd travel with all the money I'd save from not having kids.

There are too many fucking people already. I have very little respect for human life.

At the time, I had insurance. Based on that providers cash rewards program to quit smoking or join a gym or some other thing that saved them money in the long run for not having to treat your cancer/diabetes, I asked for a measly 10% of what they would save by not ever having me file a claim for pre-natal, birth, or pediatric care: 100,000 USD. Never did hear back from them. I would've negotiated.

Sue 'em!

But I agree; a child is something i DON'T need!

a child from me is something the world DOES NOT WANT

There's that too ...

What the world needs now, is another folk singer, like I need a hole in the head...

Just give the hole in the head to the folk singer.

Agreed ...

Whoa, remind me to update you on something scarier than ME having kids when I return ...

Her:   i think of you everytime i look at the sky
Her:   if its day or night doesnt matter
Me:   Awwww :-D
Me:   Not every time
Her:   everytime

Mission:  Seduce a beautiful young female
Status:  ACCOMPLISHED

That's all for now.

Decent flick

Her:   i think of you everytime i look at the sky
Her:   if its day or night doesnt matter
Me:   Awwww :-D
Me:   Not every time
Her:   everytime

Mission:  Seduce a beautiful young female
Status:  ACCOMPLISHED

That's all for now.

Which one is this and did you actually have sex with her?

This is a new one; not yet.

Boy, you get the girls alright ....
A/S/L on this one, and does she know you're warts make your dick look like a true mushroom cap?

Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.

What's his name?

Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.

I'm not buying that ...

Here's the question, do you make them "fall in love" with you before or after they know about your HPV?

What's his name?

Bob.  Bob has bitchtits.

Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.

I'm not buying that ...

Here's the question, do you make them "fall in love" with you before or after they know about your HPV?

What kind of a fool do you think I am?  Before, of course.

Ok, I've got nothing then ...
At least it's played correctly ...

* Thrash shakes DM's hand *

Carry on, fine, sir!

OK.  So I got: young, totally cute, big awesome tits, not a gargantuan beast, thinks I'm absolutely fucking cute and wonderful, wants me to spank her, choke her, and fuck her mouth.  Looks good so far.