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So hey, what are some clues that she wants to be more than just dating? I mean she told me she was dumped by her last boyfriend back in January, and just wants to date right now... but, well how can I tell if there's, well more? Dating her is cool and all, but I sorta want more... a relationship would be cool.
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just walk up and say "you. me. magic: the gathering. now"


Ze Danzig gossip(Read 55362 times)
Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #120 on: January 28, 2010, 08:14:35 AM
How did you score one?
Most doctors tell me that they won't touch me until I'm 40 ...

You have to be one of those irritating people that members of the medical profession really hate; You have to keep asking and keep asking until you find a doctor who gives you the answer you want. Also you'll have to get it done outside the political arena of Florida.

Good luck with that.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #121 on: January 28, 2010, 09:17:16 AM
My general practitioner told me to expect a lotta shit when he wrote the referral to the urologist. But I got none from either doc. They both just asked me if I was sure. Then again if I was really very sure. Told me that vasectomy reversals have a 20% success rate. Asked me if i wanted to freeze some live ones beforehand as a back-up precaution. I answered all their questions and scheduled an appointment for the next week. 20 minute operation, 3 day recovery.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #122 on: January 28, 2010, 10:38:40 AM
'ow old were you?



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #123 on: January 28, 2010, 04:07:28 PM
Lucky:  What a waste of hot sperm.  :(



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #124 on: January 28, 2010, 06:37:20 PM
I can still make hot semen with which I could butter your buns, there's just no swimmers in it. Didn't think pregnancy was the part of sex you liked best anyway.

I was 28 when I did it. Listened to "operation" by the circle jerks on a loop during the procedure.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #125 on: January 28, 2010, 06:49:07 PM
I listened to "Sounds of the Ocean" over and over when I had my abortion.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #126 on: January 28, 2010, 08:11:54 PM
You know, she's 1y3m younger than I am, been married since '06, and had the baby 01/22/09 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #127 on: January 29, 2010, 04:44:42 AM
Listened to "operation" by the circle jerks on a loop during the procedure.

That is fucking sweet, dude. Both things I mean. The song especially btu also the op itself. If you ever want kdis there are pelnty to adopt. go you!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #128 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:01 AM
I would never adopt someone's bratty unwanted child.  I'd travel with all the money I'd save from not having kids.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #129 on: January 30, 2010, 03:29:28 AM
There are too many fucking people already. I have very little respect for human life.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #130 on: January 30, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
At the time, I had insurance. Based on that providers cash rewards program to quit smoking or join a gym or some other thing that saved them money in the long run for not having to treat your cancer/diabetes, I asked for a measly 10% of what they would save by not ever having me file a claim for pre-natal, birth, or pediatric care: 100,000 USD. Never did hear back from them. I would've negotiated.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #131 on: January 30, 2010, 04:31:43 PM
Sue 'em!

But I agree; a child is something i DON'T need!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #132 on: January 31, 2010, 10:29:34 PM
a child from me is something the world DOES NOT WANT
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #133 on: February 01, 2010, 12:33:59 AM
There's that too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #134 on: February 01, 2010, 03:18:54 AM
What the world needs now, is another folk singer, like I need a hole in the head...



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #135 on: February 01, 2010, 06:45:07 AM
Just give the hole in the head to the folk singer.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #136 on: February 01, 2010, 03:49:11 PM
Agreed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #137 on: February 01, 2010, 03:50:52 PM
Whoa, remind me to update you on something scarier than ME having kids when I return ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #138 on: February 12, 2010, 02:25:00 AM
Her:   i think of you everytime i look at the sky
Her:   if its day or night doesnt matter
Me:   Awwww :-D
Me:   Not every time
Her:   everytime

Mission:  Seduce a beautiful young female
Status:  ACCOMPLISHED

That's all for now.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #139 on: February 12, 2010, 04:56:18 AM



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #140 on: February 12, 2010, 06:01:06 AM
Decent flick
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #141 on: February 12, 2010, 01:32:13 PM
Her:   i think of you everytime i look at the sky
Her:   if its day or night doesnt matter
Me:   Awwww :-D
Me:   Not every time
Her:   everytime

Mission:  Seduce a beautiful young female
Status:  ACCOMPLISHED

That's all for now.

Which one is this and did you actually have sex with her?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #142 on: February 12, 2010, 01:45:41 PM
This is a new one; not yet.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #143 on: February 12, 2010, 01:58:19 PM
Boy, you get the girls alright ....
A/S/L on this one, and does she know you're warts make your dick look like a true mushroom cap?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #144 on: February 12, 2010, 02:05:54 PM
Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 02:10:53 PM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #145 on: February 12, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
What's his name?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #146 on: February 12, 2010, 02:41:26 PM
Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.

I'm not buying that ...

Here's the question, do you make them "fall in love" with you before or after they know about your HPV?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #147 on: February 12, 2010, 02:43:15 PM
What's his name?

Bob.  Bob has bitchtits.

Your jealousy isn't flattering, dear Thrash.

And you DO realize that if I charm a girl into being that much in love with me then the whole wart thing is waaaay easier to deal with.

I'm not buying that ...

Here's the question, do you make them "fall in love" with you before or after they know about your HPV?

What kind of a fool do you think I am?  Before, of course.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #148 on: February 12, 2010, 02:46:46 PM
Ok, I've got nothing then ...
At least it's played correctly ...
* Thrash shakes DM's hand *

Carry on, fine, sir!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #149 on: February 17, 2010, 02:10:46 PM
OK.  So I got: young, totally cute, big awesome tits, not a gargantuan beast, thinks I'm absolutely fucking cute and wonderful, wants me to spank her, choke her, and fuck her mouth.  Looks good so far.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon