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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #180 on: February 18, 2010, 07:18:21 PM
So, 18 the day after MY birthday ...
* Thrash shakes his head *

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #181 on: February 18, 2010, 07:23:55 PM
Nice distribution, the jugs are perfect, but the chewed nails kinda ruin it for me. This is a sign that she has issues, likely of a sexual nature, probably molested by daddy or step dad and every time she gets close to getting some dick she chews them down to the knuckle.

Don't fall asleep with this girl Dylan. Remember this?

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #182 on: February 18, 2010, 07:26:38 PM
I was thinking more along this line:
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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #183 on: February 18, 2010, 09:13:35 PM
Quote from: banal on February 18, 2010, 06:57:54 PM
15 October 1992

You scare me sometimes.

And yes Thrash, she is 17, as creepy stalker Brian said.

Just snapped this pic from Skype.  Now I know what I'm up against:
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 09:19:17 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #184 on: February 18, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
A girl who can please girls better than you can ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #185 on: February 18, 2010, 09:35:04 PM
Possibly
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #186 on: February 18, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on February 18, 2010, 07:23:55 PM
but the chewed nails kinda ruin it for me.

Weird, I never noticed, and when I asked her she said she does indeed bite them.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #187 on: February 18, 2010, 10:00:47 PM
See, I get called a pervert because I like my women a little thick with pretty hands and pretty feet. But I know what I like and know what to look for.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #188 on: February 19, 2010, 12:29:54 AM
I can't believe you said I have a horse face.  That's a low blow from someone with no balls.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #189 on: February 19, 2010, 01:52:04 AM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #190 on: February 19, 2010, 09:55:01 AM
Ugh, i'm sure she'll appreciate you posting her clevage online.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #191 on: February 19, 2010, 09:06:52 PM
She's 17 and talking about possibly taking Gardisil just to get grunted on by Dylan; ...
... I don't think she really cares all that much
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #192 on: February 20, 2010, 06:13:02 AM
Yeah yeah, I wouldve been surprised if you'd complained about the pics
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #193 on: February 20, 2010, 01:41:34 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on February 18, 2010, 03:02:08 PM
BTW, I'm not short, horseface.

I thought you were about my height?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #194 on: February 20, 2010, 01:46:37 PM
5'9
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #195 on: February 20, 2010, 02:24:57 PM
That's short.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #196 on: February 20, 2010, 03:05:22 PM
To me anyone under 6'1 is short.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #197 on: February 20, 2010, 04:15:42 PM
« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 04:24:03 PM by The Geek »
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #198 on: February 20, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
I'm 5ft1, I know a few 4ft something people too.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #199 on: February 20, 2010, 06:16:22 PM
I'm 6'0" ...
Give or take a 1/2 inch ...

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #200 on: February 20, 2010, 06:24:48 PM
Me too.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #201 on: February 20, 2010, 07:08:33 PM
I'm less short than Danzig, just.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #202 on: February 20, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
What is it with all you midgets?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #203 on: February 20, 2010, 10:20:24 PM
Come on you guys, build a bridge.

And by that I mean that when the zombie apocalypse happens, Ian, Dave, Nick and I will just have to walk on your heads.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #204 on: February 21, 2010, 01:59:48 PM
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse! I've been playing L4D2 for simulation exercise.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #205 on: February 21, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #206 on: February 21, 2010, 05:26:33 PM
Dylan! 17? Really? Come on dude!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #207 on: February 21, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
Everyone knows the rules Dylan and this chick is clearly too young.

If you are 25.  The rule is half your age + seven.  If she falls under that threshold you are jumping for jailbait.

25/2=12.5+7 = 19.5.

Too young, too young.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #208 on: February 21, 2010, 06:35:20 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #209 on: February 21, 2010, 06:50:23 PM
No thanks.
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