So, 18 the day after MY birthday ...

* Thrash shakes his head *

Nice distribution, the jugs are perfect, but the chewed nails kinda ruin it for me. This is a sign that she has issues, likely of a sexual nature, probably molested by daddy or step dad and every time she gets close to getting some dick she chews them down to the knuckle.

Don't fall asleep with this girl Dylan. Remember this?

I was thinking more along this line:

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

15 October 1992

You scare me sometimes.

And yes Thrash, she is 17, as creepy stalker Brian said.

Just snapped this pic from Skype.  Now I know what I'm up against:

A girl who can please girls better than you can ?

Possibly

but the chewed nails kinda ruin it for me.

Weird, I never noticed, and when I asked her she said she does indeed bite them.

See, I get called a pervert because I like my women a little thick with pretty hands and pretty feet. But I know what I like and know what to look for.

I can't believe you said I have a horse face.  That's a low blow from someone with no balls.

Ugh, i'm sure she'll appreciate you posting her clevage online.

She's 17 and talking about possibly taking Gardisil just to get grunted on by Dylan; ...
... I don't think she really cares all that much

Yeah yeah, I wouldve been surprised if you'd complained about the pics

BTW, I'm not short, horseface.

I thought you were about my height?

5'9

That's short.

To me anyone under 6'1 is short.

I'm 5ft1, I know a few 4ft something people too.

I'm 6'0" ...
Give or take a 1/2 inch ...

Me too.

I'm less short than Danzig, just.

What is it with all you midgets?

Come on you guys, build a bridge.

And by that I mean that when the zombie apocalypse happens, Ian, Dave, Nick and I will just have to walk on your heads.

I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse! I've been playing L4D2 for simulation exercise.

Dylan! 17? Really? Come on dude!

Everyone knows the rules Dylan and this chick is clearly too young.

If you are 25.  The rule is half your age + seven.  If she falls under that threshold you are jumping for jailbait.

25/2=12.5+7 = 19.5.

Too young, too young.

No thanks.