either works

Who IS Chris Pine?  And why do I want him?

Now THERE'S a muffintop that needs some icing...

favorite quote EVER

Who IS Chris Pine?  And why do I want him?

1) He has a penis for you to suck on
2) The penis you'd be sucking on was in Olivia Munn
3)

Love is a two-way street. Or a battlefield. Or a many splendored thing. Or a rose. It is also never having to say you're sorry (RIP Erich Segal) and some say love, it is a razor.

This concludes cliche Wednesday, y'all.

Not to mention it's a stranger.

Thanks for this thread, now all I have to do is read this thread and then I don't actually have to read all the other threads.

And don't forget that girls own love. 

Don't stop living in the red, Danzig.

Never let down, tricky.

see you tomorrow

Huh?

Totally!

peace out bro!

WTF just happened?

And don't forget that girls own love. 

They don't own love, they own pussy ...
... there's a huge difference!

Tell that to AWK

He took some sexy pics of me! I wasn't naked or anything though. And no you can't see them.

Well, at least you have the courtesy not to lead me on.

* Does not approve of this non-disclosure of hot pics of tricky

* Does not approve of this non-disclosure of hot pics of tricky

* Thrash approves of masturbating furiously when pics are finally disclosed *

It's ok Mosh, everyone knows you have the attention span of a gnat.

I keep finding LEGOs on the street as I walk to school. I always pick them up and then add them to a growing sculpture when I get home. I have some 15 or 20 pieces by now. My friends always feel obliged to remind me that picking shit off the street is unhealthy. Fuck that noise. If I see a LEGO, it's going in my pocket. My only fear is if the muggers figure me out and make a line of them leading into a side alley.

To quote, without nominating, Daddy;

Wow. How can any man say no to a drunken red headed Ben franklin? I think we have a deal, Zoomie.

Would you have to quote her marriage and his offer as well?
I mean, stand alone it's good, however, I read the thread before that ...

Hmmm ....

When it comes to having unprotected sex with strange women in a disaster ravaged tropical hellhole, you gotta assume that if they made it this far and are still alive, that they are probably healthy enough to have a go round with.

werd. chics a cunty blister.

I'd like to offer up this from the Onion

While they won't be dumbing down their already crude lineup of shows, Science Channel officials assured viewers that the network will continue to cater to the lowest common denominator and will keep airing embarrassingly base content completely stripped of all intellectual integrity. Officials also noted that the cable channel greatly values the 18- to 45-year-old demographic of louts, clods, and empty-headed dumb fucks.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/science_channel_refuses_to_dumb

hahahaha ....

Cock, put it in my face, I do it until I got high.

Ex:  so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?
Me:  Hahaha, was that an invitation?
Ex:  hell yeah
Me:  It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?
Ex:  i sure hope not

qtbx

I don't understand how that if funny or quotebox material.  That just seems like the average kind of conversation Danzig would have with a girl.  I don't think I'd ever expect an emotionally mature conversation to occur between him and the 17 year olds that he dates.

hahahahaha, yeah, emotional maturity, you should know.

I've had an emotionally mature conversation. 

Sasha:  I'm pregnant I need $500.
Dude: Ok.

Agreed on the lat one ...

Cock, put it in my face, I do it until I got high.

... would be funnier

HEY, THAT'S NOT OUT OF CONTEXT, THAT'S JUST A LIE.