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Basically, all women who are above 110lbs. should be shot and killed. Doesn't matter what their height is. Because... FAT WOMEN ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DIE! ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS ZOOMIE'S COCK! And all skinny women are pretty much worthless too, except more men want to fuck them.

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #90 on: January 08, 2010, 07:30:32 PM
Well yeah but you have to try to get it legit first no'm'sayin'?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #91 on: January 08, 2010, 07:38:32 PM
Ahhh, yes; the "legal disclaimer" ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #92 on: January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #93 on: January 17, 2010, 12:34:49 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #94 on: January 18, 2010, 02:09:54 AM
Ok I skipped over this thread admittedly, but Emily, too tender, throw her away.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #95 on: January 18, 2010, 11:44:52 PM
Emily has been gone for like a month now. 
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #96 on: January 19, 2010, 04:01:07 AM
and how has this brief flurry of women been for you?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #97 on: January 19, 2010, 10:32:00 AM
Dude, now's your chance. Chris Pine just dumped Olivia Munn. Get your ass in there!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #98 on: January 19, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think Danzig wants him?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #99 on: January 19, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
Zing!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #100 on: January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #101 on: January 20, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #102 on: January 20, 2010, 02:53:16 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on January 20, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...

(cheeseburgers are in my stomach at the moment)
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #103 on: January 25, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
Ex:  so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?
Me:  Hahaha, was that an invitation?
Ex:  hell yeah
Me:  It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?
Ex:  i sure hope not
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #104 on: January 25, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
So      Ex = you ?  right... (?)
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #105 on: January 25, 2010, 06:32:25 PM
Yeah I'm gonna fuck the shit out of myself, weee.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #106 on: January 25, 2010, 06:42:23 PM
It's what we all dream about.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #107 on: January 26, 2010, 10:43:44 PM
Which ex is this?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #108 on: January 27, 2010, 01:59:56 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on January 25, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
Ex:  so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?
Me:  Hahaha, was that an invitation?
Ex:  hell yeah
Me:  It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?
Ex:  i sure hope not

qtbx
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #109 on: January 27, 2010, 04:42:21 PM
I don't understand how that if funny or quotebox material.  That just seems like the average kind of conversation Danzig would have with a girl.  I don't think I'd ever expect an emotionally mature conversation to occur between him and the 17 year olds that he dates.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #110 on: January 27, 2010, 05:26:20 PM
hahahahaha, yeah, emotional maturity, you should know.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #111 on: January 27, 2010, 07:31:54 PM
I've had an emotionally mature conversation. 

Sasha:  I'm pregnant I need $500.
Dude: Ok.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #112 on: January 27, 2010, 08:30:36 PM
hahahahahahaha ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #113 on: January 27, 2010, 08:33:06 PM
She's wise beyond her years.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #114 on: January 27, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
$500's indeed a bargain over $1M to raise a kid ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #115 on: January 27, 2010, 11:04:39 PM
My vasectomy was cheaper at 300 out-of-pocket. I only had to spend that money once. Who knows how many abortions you may have to buy in your lifetime.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #116 on: January 27, 2010, 11:32:13 PM
How did you score one?
Most doctors tell me that they won't touch me until I'm 40 ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #117 on: January 28, 2010, 01:41:15 AM
I'd tell that doctor that he's a douche.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #118 on: January 28, 2010, 02:04:47 AM
It's not just one ...
It's ok, I've been cool thus far ...

I just found my FIRST girlfriend (who I was with on and off for 8+ years) and I just noticed she has a, maybe, 1 year old ...

I also realized that there's a person I went to school with who has a 22 year old kid ...
* Thrash sighs *

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #119 on: January 28, 2010, 03:55:16 AM
dude, more like:
* Thrash totally dodged many bullets *
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