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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #90 on: January 08, 2010, 07:30:32 PM
Well yeah but you have to try to get it legit first no'm'sayin'?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #91 on: January 08, 2010, 07:38:32 PM
Ahhh, yes; the "legal disclaimer" ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #92 on: January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #93 on: January 17, 2010, 12:34:49 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #94 on: January 18, 2010, 02:09:54 AM
Ok I skipped over this thread admittedly, but Emily, too tender, throw her away.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #95 on: January 18, 2010, 11:44:52 PM
Emily has been gone for like a month now. 
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #96 on: January 19, 2010, 04:01:07 AM
and how has this brief flurry of women been for you?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #97 on: January 19, 2010, 10:32:00 AM
Dude, now's your chance. Chris Pine just dumped Olivia Munn. Get your ass in there!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #98 on: January 19, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think Danzig wants him?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #99 on: January 19, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
Zing!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #100 on: January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #101 on: January 20, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #102 on: January 20, 2010, 02:53:16 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on January 20, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 19, 2010, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 17, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
I found a woman for Dylan.



You're welcome.

Wouldn't work; she's not carrying cheeseburgers ...

(cheeseburgers are in my stomach at the moment)
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #103 on: January 25, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
Ex:  so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?
Me:  Hahaha, was that an invitation?
Ex:  hell yeah
Me:  It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?
Ex:  i sure hope not
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #104 on: January 25, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
So      Ex = you ?  right... (?)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #105 on: January 25, 2010, 06:32:25 PM
Yeah I'm gonna fuck the shit out of myself, weee.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #106 on: January 25, 2010, 06:42:23 PM
It's what we all dream about.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #107 on: January 26, 2010, 10:43:44 PM
Which ex is this?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #108 on: January 27, 2010, 01:59:56 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on January 25, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
Ex:  so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?
Me:  Hahaha, was that an invitation?
Ex:  hell yeah
Me:  It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?
Ex:  i sure hope not

qtbx
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #109 on: January 27, 2010, 04:42:21 PM
I don't understand how that if funny or quotebox material.  That just seems like the average kind of conversation Danzig would have with a girl.  I don't think I'd ever expect an emotionally mature conversation to occur between him and the 17 year olds that he dates.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #110 on: January 27, 2010, 05:26:20 PM
hahahahaha, yeah, emotional maturity, you should know.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #111 on: January 27, 2010, 07:31:54 PM
I've had an emotionally mature conversation. 

Sasha:  I'm pregnant I need $500.
Dude: Ok.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #112 on: January 27, 2010, 08:30:36 PM
hahahahahahaha ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #113 on: January 27, 2010, 08:33:06 PM
She's wise beyond her years.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #114 on: January 27, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
$500's indeed a bargain over $1M to raise a kid ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #115 on: January 27, 2010, 11:04:39 PM
My vasectomy was cheaper at 300 out-of-pocket. I only had to spend that money once. Who knows how many abortions you may have to buy in your lifetime.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #116 on: January 27, 2010, 11:32:13 PM
How did you score one?
Most doctors tell me that they won't touch me until I'm 40 ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #117 on: January 28, 2010, 01:41:15 AM
I'd tell that doctor that he's a douche.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #118 on: January 28, 2010, 02:04:47 AM
It's not just one ...
It's ok, I've been cool thus far ...

I just found my FIRST girlfriend (who I was with on and off for 8+ years) and I just noticed she has a, maybe, 1 year old ...

I also realized that there's a person I went to school with who has a 22 year old kid ...
* Thrash sighs *

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #119 on: January 28, 2010, 03:55:16 AM
dude, more like:
* Thrash totally dodged many bullets *
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