If I have to get Up Close & Personal,
I'd just use the pistol grip cross bows.
This, however, needs to be something ...
EPIC.
They need to Eat Shit,
THEN Die.
But first, the SHIT EATING!!!
(That, of course, is for my own personal satisfaction, and Emo that I am, I won't actually want any of them to die.
But I want 'em to eat shit, FOR SURE!!!)