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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Hannity(Read 3844 times)
Hannity on: February 11, 2010, 04:05:03 AM
AMERICAAAAAA! AMERICAAAAAA! FUCK YEAH AMERICA IS GREAT! I'M GONNA PLAY SOME MICHAEL W. SMITH AND THROW NERF FOOTBALLS AT THE SCREEN AND CUM IN THIS AMERICAN FLAG FUCK YEAH!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hannity Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 05:03:29 PM
Oh yeah?

I'm going to sodomize my lady liberty love doll, blow my load on a picture of Karl Marx and clean it up with one of the original copies of the Declaration Of Independence. While watching "It's A Wonderful Life".
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hannity Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 09:35:50 PM
It's truly unfortunate that an Australian had to show you how to do shock jocks in television properly.

America is in an unavoidable decline. Enjoy the ride into hell is my (worthless) advice.



Re: Hannity Reply #3 on: February 11, 2010, 11:01:59 PM
Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged girls. And I'll still be erect.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hannity Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 08:28:22 PM
Oh yeah?

I'm going to sodomize my lady liberty love doll, blow my load on a picture of Karl Marx and clean it up with one of the original copies of the Declaration Of Independence. While watching "It's A Wonderful Life".

IAWL?!?!?
REALLY?!?!?

You had me torquing up until then ...
My dick shriveled up like a stack of dimes when I got to that part ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Hannity Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged girls. And I'll still be erect.

You too???
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hannity Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 06:15:47 AM
Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged boys. And I'll have my mouth around one of their still erect penis'.

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Re: Hannity Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 09:07:28 PM
Nah I'd prefer the teenage girls WAY more.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hannity Reply #8 on: February 14, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
so would i.



















































wait. what?



Re: Hannity Reply #9 on: February 14, 2010, 08:35:56 PM
Nice.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hannity Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 07:24:03 PM
so would i.



















































wait. what?

CurryMuncher, carpetmuncher ....
The keys are right next to each other ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')