AMERICAAAAAA! AMERICAAAAAA! FUCK YEAH AMERICA IS GREAT! I'M GONNA PLAY SOME MICHAEL W. SMITH AND THROW NERF FOOTBALLS AT THE SCREEN AND CUM IN THIS AMERICAN FLAG FUCK YEAH!

Oh yeah?

I'm going to sodomize my lady liberty love doll, blow my load on a picture of Karl Marx and clean it up with one of the original copies of the Declaration Of Independence. While watching "It's A Wonderful Life".

It's truly unfortunate that an Australian had to show you how to do shock jocks in television properly.

America is in an unavoidable decline. Enjoy the ride into hell is my (worthless) advice.

Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged girls. And I'll still be erect.

Oh yeah?

I'm going to sodomize my lady liberty love doll, blow my load on a picture of Karl Marx and clean it up with one of the original copies of the Declaration Of Independence. While watching "It's A Wonderful Life".

IAWL?!?!?
REALLY?!?!?

You had me torquing up until then ...
My dick shriveled up like a stack of dimes when I got to that part ...

Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged girls. And I'll still be erect.

You too???

Oh I am. You know I am. When it gets really bad they'll take me the way they took Koresh. They'll find my burnt body at the bottom of a pile of cremated teenaged boys. And I'll have my mouth around one of their still erect penis'.

Nah I'd prefer the teenage girls WAY more.

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Nice.

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CurryMuncher, carpetmuncher ....
The keys are right next to each other ...