Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
I don't think we're invited, brook, on account of the we-don't-have-penises thing.
Si I think you missed the point entirely. (Dylan+orgy) - women = swordfight. But if you're feeling left out I'm sure he'll let you in, race and national origin aside. I mean, you do have a penis, right?
In my day, it was "bags" or "bagsy" not "bugsy". Unless that was a typo?